Smell-Check

A check done by men during foreplay to see if a chick is clean enough to eat out. The guy fingers the chick's pussy and then he gets his fingers back into range of his nose to sniff without the chick noticing. It is easily done behind her back while kissing the side of her neck

Porn stars do not do the Smell-Check; 'Regualr' guys do.

by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011

shmelt

a brutal hockey player someone who is a duster or is really bad at hockey

Matt Glowa is a shmelt and never plays cause he sucks.

by Frank DiMaria December 11, 2007

smell goods

(N) : Cologne, what guys wear to in fact, "smell good".

I need to put on some smell goods to impress the ladies.

by spmack July 2, 2005

Do I smell popcorn?

Phrase uttered when you have passed a particularly pungent bubble of gas that you are so proud of you want everyone to take a deep whiff.

We all knew we were in trouble when Amber asked, "Do I smell popcorn?" we just didn't know that it was lethal.

by Larry Chair November 28, 2010

smell ya

good-bye; derived from the Nelsonian phrase "smell ya later"

Smell ya!

by jdm November 19, 2002

Pretty Girl Smell

The smell produced by pretty girls. Pretty Girl Smell is a concoction of pheromones and pharmaceuticals. It attracts with the musk of fertility and the smell of sweet food, leading its victims to believe that the pretty girl would be a) a desirable sexual partner and b) delicious, if worse came to worse.

Entirely heterosexual female: "Oo, Scheherazade, you smell different today, is that pomegranate perfume?"
(Enter PRETTY GIRL having bathed in lard soap)
Male population of the earth: **trembles, melts worships**
Entirely heterosexual female: **becomes misnomer**

Scheherazade: Confound you Pretty Girl Smell!

by Scheherazade June 23, 2009

Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?

Famous catchprase of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

Rock: Hey Cena?
Cena: What?
Rock: Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?

by Shinobi Ranger June 1, 2016