smagma muncher

smagma is the juicy secreations that looks like cheese around the mushroom head of a penis. Smagma Muncher is the act of making a hearty snack of smagma cheese balls

Anna Nicole's husband was so old she was known as a smagma muncher when she sucked his dick off, clearly the reason she has baboobs from to much protein.

see also baboobs

by Chris Turner March 27, 2005

smagina

a fun alternative to the word vagina.

I hope I meet a girl with a nice smagina.

by bread infection January 2, 2006

suagooml

Shut Up And Get Out Of My Life

Originally "Could you get me a signed copy of "Shut Up and Get Out of My Life?"

coolio64 - d00d check it out! I got 2 hawt chicks lined up for friday night! This time it's for real!

hisarirns23 - omg suagooml

by Arnold Pants October 19, 2004

Smagge

To caress the head or the act of caressing the head

Can I have a smagge?

by iiip1g3oniii December 2, 2009

shmagoygle

anyone that is against your views and is a "bad guy" in your eyes

"OMFG Voldemort stop being such a shmagoygle" Harry said

by Chronos (screw you spencer) January 23, 2018

Shmagg

1. The mildew, fuzz, cheese found on the exterior of ones penis. Usually due to lack of cleanliness or wearing the same underwear for a week.
2. Similar to toe jam
3. Jessica's nick name

Porky: "OMG he had the worst shmagg ever!"
Shmagg: "Thats disgusting"

by porcupine July 18, 2008

smagley

The "pet name" invented to describe the greatness that is the indomitable Samuel L. Jackson. It doesn't represent him, but more his chi, or spirit that he so elegently displays in his films. Can be used to desribe something that is related to his work, him, an ass w00ping of great magnatude and is worthy of Smagley,or someting of devine greatness. (such as Master Chief)

"Yo you see that movie with Smagley in it?" asks John.
*John slaped for asking such a stupid question*
"Of coarse you retard." replies Frank.

"Wow that Hillary Duff concert was smagley!", said John.
"Didn't I just fucking warn you about not ruining the greatness of Smagley?" Frank asked kindly.
*Frank reaches into John's throat and removes his lyrincs*
"Now stop being a bitch...and don't bleed on my carpet or i'll fucking go all Smagley on your bitch ass!" Frank told his friend with glee.

by Drizzt Do'Urden September 22, 2005