A horse that is trained to back up to a stump. The owner of said horse then proceeds to stand on the stump, and vigorously fornicates the horse.
Cowpoke - "Is that a stump broke horse?"
Rancher - "Yeah, I backed 'er up to a stump and fucked the shit out of 'er jes last night.
Rancher - "Yeah, I backed 'er up to a stump and fucked the shit out of 'er jes last night.
by Spizzum August 10, 2006
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Stan: Yo, why we takin' the alley to the Quik-e-Mart?
Obi: Chill fool, those Stump Niggas be out disturbin' the peace!
Obi: Chill fool, those Stump Niggas be out disturbin' the peace!
by Antony-Ant March 6, 2010
Get the Stump Nigga mug.1. On the television quiz show "Jeopardy!", a clue for which no correct response is given by any player. (Source: j-archive.com)
However, an incorrect response to a Daily Double clue cannot be termed a Triple Stumper, since only one player is stumped!
A Triple Stumper can include up to three incorrect responses, or else go unresponded to (i.e., have no contestant ring-in).
2. Any perplexing situation or problem.
However, an incorrect response to a Daily Double clue cannot be termed a Triple Stumper, since only one player is stumped!
A Triple Stumper can include up to three incorrect responses, or else go unresponded to (i.e., have no contestant ring-in).
2. Any perplexing situation or problem.
Alex seemed bemused that so many $400 clues in the Double Jeopardy round were Triple Stumpers.
How can anybody bother listening to Chris Brown? Triple Stumper!
How can anybody bother listening to Chris Brown? Triple Stumper!
by Shoutoute March 16, 2013
Get the Triple Stumper mug.Patrick Stump (the leprechaun) is the lead singer from Fall Out Boy with Pete Wentz (werewolf/vampire mix), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk). I get orgasms from listening to him. Some people might say he's fat, but he's normal...just normal. Except there's something about him that makes him unexplainably cute and adorable. I'd like to get in his pants.
Patrick: I am self conscious for some gay reason.
Me: Patrick, let's go make passionate love all night long.
Pete Wentz: Patrick, dude let me put chocolate all over your body then lick it off like I lick my guitar.
Me: Back off you werewolf, he's mine!
Patrick Stump is cute, so cute in fact that I spend every waking moment having sick sexual fantasies about him and Pete Wentz making out. Yeah baby.
Me: Patrick, let's go make passionate love all night long.
Pete Wentz: Patrick, dude let me put chocolate all over your body then lick it off like I lick my guitar.
Me: Back off you werewolf, he's mine!
Patrick Stump is cute, so cute in fact that I spend every waking moment having sick sexual fantasies about him and Pete Wentz making out. Yeah baby.
by LeprechaunLover December 14, 2008
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"Dude, their sending me to Twentynine stumps right out of Corps School so's I can be a pecker checker to a bunch of jarheads!"
"Drink lots of water, shipmate."
"Drink lots of water, shipmate."
by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005
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I think Brian tree stumped our toilet again. Someone go knock that thing down and flush it so our bathroom doesn't smell like crap.
by funnyhahafunny April 10, 2011
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Scumpallery is usually practiced by crazed Euroweenie women or, if by an American, those of a size that confirms they are Wal-Mart shoppers. Scumpals are firmly convinced their scumpalees are completely innocent of the crime for which they were duly convicted and sentenced, and thus worthy of their time and whatever monies the cons can scam out of them for their commissary accounts.
The crazier ones of this gathering of idiots occasionally fly across the ocean and actually marry the convict. A freezer bag-turkey baster child, whom we will all get to support via our tax dollars, is sometimes the result.
Scumpallery is usually practiced by crazed Euroweenie women or, if by an American, those of a size that confirms they are Wal-Mart shoppers. Scumpals are firmly convinced their scumpalees are completely innocent of the crime for which they were duly convicted and sentenced, and thus worthy of their time and whatever monies the cons can scam out of them for their commissary accounts.
The crazier ones of this gathering of idiots occasionally fly across the ocean and actually marry the convict. A freezer bag-turkey baster child, whom we will all get to support via our tax dollars, is sometimes the result.
Chefmate, Joanna24, Pinbalwyz, and Hotsnot (the rare male of the breed) all have scumpals on death row, and are thus practitioners of "scumpallery."
by Hotsnot July 20, 2008
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