stewed

A far cooler alternative to owned, pwned, or served that generally means you were dissed. Most effective following a bad "your mom" joke.

Anne: Well that was pretty quick.
Amanda: Your mom was pretty quick...last night!
Cara: OHHHHH you just got STEWED!

by ShivaPie December 28, 2005

Stewer

1. stewer is a large cast iron pot in which one cooks a meal.
2. One who goes crazy when unexpected events disrupts their life & they stew on it to the point of obsession.

noun: Honey, go git dat stewer off the shelf, am making grits & bacon for supper.

2. Jake became a stewer after he got a speeding ticket. He stewed over it for days.

by lithomaniac May 31, 2018

Elouise Stewert

A slang word for the word diabetes aka fat shit

Hey I have Elouise Stewert

by Mia Simpson March 14, 2019

Stewed Prune

Someone who is wrinkly in appearance. Mostly used as an insult.

Stop trying to hit on me, you stewed prune!

by Dinoclaire101 June 23, 2018

Stewed

Adj - 1. In effect when something has gotten or become totally screwed up. 2. Facing the possible iminent threat of physical harm.

"The awards we're totally stewed!"

"You're stewed, buttwad!"

by UA August 26, 2004

Stewie Griffin

A terrible character on Family Guy. In seasons 1-3 the joke was that Stewie was some world-dominating genius but was only a baby, which gets severly old after a while. By season 4 he became very out-of-character and generally the joke was that he acted like an adult and unlike an infant.

Stewie Griffin: I suck!

by FlareNUKE September 23, 2006

Stewed Tomatoe

performing cunninlingus on a woman during her menstrual cycle.

During foreplay, a man going down on a woman and then he discovers that she has begun her period, otherwise known as a stewed tomatoe

by vyperpiper December 2, 2011