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keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning : despite the surprises life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope
Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still be able to pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fireand find a solution to your trouble.
by Sexydimma February 3, 2015
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Steining

the act of masturbating to your girlfriend sitting on the toilet after Red Lobster's Crabfest with a manikin's hand wedged up your ass
Example 1: yo have you guys seen my manikin anywhere...? we just got back from the Lobster and my girlfriend is about to shit her pants

Example 2: next time i go steining my girlfriend said i could wear the skream mask

Example 3: next time i go steining itll be after the all you can eat shrimp
by Parnarsus October 31, 2013
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Steining

The act of farting into a ceramic cup, mug or vase to produce a hilarious muffled farting sound.
I love steining into mugs!
by Joe Pirelli December 21, 2007
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Sevaning

To be incredibly loud and annoying while speaking to a group of people, and to narrate one's actions constantly.
Person 1: So I was heading to the dealership when....

Person 3: And I said..HEEEEYEEEEEYEYEYYEYEYEYEYEYEEYY

Person 1: .......when I saw an old acquaintance of mine behind the cash reg....

Person 3: I found a dog, and a cat, and a turkey, and a fish, and a dodo, and a moose in a zooooooooooooooo.

Person 2: Would you quit Sevaning and shut the hell up? You keep interrupting us.
by qwertypopo May 30, 2013
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Stoveing

Big Mike said he had to go home because because his mother “left the stove on.” In reality, he trusted a fart and it let him down. He wasn’t mad at the fart, just disappointed. He later admitted to stoveing his pants
by Rich Selfie January 18, 2019
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steffening

Being a huge snake and cum-snorting douchebag for 24 hours.
Man, I was steffening yesterday. Snorted tons of cum.
by Akaros March 2, 2015
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Stenning

1) Usually related to overseas expats, stenning refers to a drunk (British) man who follows girls to the bathroom and enjoys watching them pee whilst he himself urinates in his own trousers.

2)stenning can also be used as an adjective to describe a small, balding man/woman who is working as a language teaching in a foreign country and enjoys wearing an old persons underwear under his clothes whilst in class.
My teacher is a right stenning....
by Don Oso June 16, 2010
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