by angelstar2509 November 29, 2018
Get the stiffle mug.by SWAFFLEGIRL123 March 13, 2010
Get the swaffle mug.A term used mostly sarcastically to mock someone for a mistake or doing something stupid, similar to how "genius" can be used.
It comes from the popular series "Star Trek", however as a Starfleet Commander makes little sense as a actual position, so it is usually used as a insult or by genuine Starfleet Commanders.
This also adds to the humor of calling someone a Starfleet Commander as it is a position that sounds fancy, though it does not make any sense.
It comes from the popular series "Star Trek", however as a Starfleet Commander makes little sense as a actual position, so it is usually used as a insult or by genuine Starfleet Commanders.
This also adds to the humor of calling someone a Starfleet Commander as it is a position that sounds fancy, though it does not make any sense.
"Guy 1 - I heard Tyler got promoted to Starfleet Commander after he slipped and put his foot through the house roof last weekend.
Guy 2 - Yeah, what an idort"
Guy 2 - Yeah, what an idort"
by firstkipchak March 21, 2010
Get the Starfleet Commander mug.Avoiding any and all work as much as possible. Someone who consistenly does nothing but breath. Slacking off. Simply existing.
-"Hey what's Tim up to?"
-"Nothing, he's just stufflebeaming."
-"My science teacher gave me so much homework, I'll be stufflebeaming in her class all day!"
-"Nothing, he's just stufflebeaming."
-"My science teacher gave me so much homework, I'll be stufflebeaming in her class all day!"
by lady_gaga_loves_you February 28, 2010
Get the stufflebeaming mug.Active verb, refers to the practice of two sexual partners (generally overweight homosexual men, although heterosexual overweight partners can swaffle in rare instances such as anal or pegging) using desert-based condiments, such as whipped cream or syrup as a lubricant. The etymology of the word comes from the resemblance of the jiggling excess flesh, smothered in creams and syrup, to two swedish waffles on a plate. In this respect, 'swaffle' can be said to be a contraction of 'swedish waffle', although its uncontracted form is seldom used.
by Wordsmith87 March 1, 2009
Get the Swaffle mug.The art of,but not limited to: slapping a girl across the face with your cock,so hard after getting head from her,that you actually leave an imprint of your penis on her face,like a sunburn.
That chick over there is such a prep,I would swaffle her so hard she would have a black eye.
The teachers alais (Ms.Infante) is so noesy(pun intended) that I would swaffle her until she starts bleeding,then leave quickly before that pig sasser could call his butt buddies on me.because there is no way in hell he could catch me,unless he seen me at dunkin donuts while I was already in handcuffs blackout drunk.
The teachers alais (Ms.Infante) is so noesy(pun intended) that I would swaffle her until she starts bleeding,then leave quickly before that pig sasser could call his butt buddies on me.because there is no way in hell he could catch me,unless he seen me at dunkin donuts while I was already in handcuffs blackout drunk.
by Jakob hunt July 28, 2014
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