2 definitions by firstkipchak

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Fake/demo electronics that are commonly found at displays for cell phones or music players at stores such as Wall-Mart, or anywhere where the customer base is believed to be stupid. Often made of cheaper plastic, with a little picture of what the real thing does stuck on to the screen.
"Joe was hellza excited when he saw they had a HTC Incredible outside the Verison store, but it turned out to be tech taxidermy."
by firstkipchak April 18, 2010
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A term used mostly sarcastically to mock someone for a mistake or doing something stupid, similar to how "genius" can be used.
It comes from the popular series "Star Trek", however as a Starfleet Commander makes little sense as a actual position, so it is usually used as a insult or by genuine Starfleet Commanders.

This also adds to the humor of calling someone a Starfleet Commander as it is a position that sounds fancy, though it does not make any sense.
"Guy 1 - I heard Tyler got promoted to Starfleet Commander after he slipped and put his foot through the house roof last weekend.

Guy 2 - Yeah, what an idort"
by firstkipchak March 21, 2010
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