bend and stab

An exercise that can be performed indoors or outdoors involving two people; depending on preference. Recommended on a table or bedside for support.

*Bend and stab thoughts*

1: What were they doing last night?
2: Probably bend and stabbing on the table

by passtheice September 27, 2020

Finger Stabbing

A term that describes the uncomfortable, forceful movement of the fingers being pushed up into the vagina repeatedly. Comparable to undergoing a gynaecological examination. Often a result of foreplay with an inadequate sexual partner.

"I was terribly finger stabbed last night."
"I think I am still bleeding from the finger stabbing."

by joswizzle January 19, 2015

stabbing the bed

When a guy sleeps on his stomach and has a boner, causing said boner to stick into the mattress.

I woke up this morning with my penis hurting, I must have been stabbing the bed all night!

by Jim Throttle September 30, 2017

Butt Stab

The act of inserting one's erect penis into another's anus... hard.

You keep winking at me. Are you looking for a butt stab?

That guy is walking funny. He must be a butt stabber.

by Baumtitz April 22, 2015

Grundle Stab

-noun or verb
The action of stabbing the grundle, or perineum, with extended fore and middle fingers.

n. Have you ever experienced a grundle stab?
v. Mike was being a pooterhead, so I grundle stabbed him.

by Harry the Batbitch October 9, 2007

Fish Stab

Slang: Female Masterbation

To engage in solo female oriented sexual activity.

Yo, I heard Lindzie went home from the club empty handed, I bet she played a game of Fish Stab before she went to bed.

Hey Sarah you stinky fishstabbing bitch, Bring me a beer!

by The Seeker January 8, 2009

back-stabbing

Going and doing something behind someone elses back without the otherone knowning for some time.

<guy> im gonna kill that horse.
<gurl> im not. I dont harm animals
<gurl> -kills the horse without the guy knowning>

or

Telling someone something then going around saying it to someone else about a bestfriend when its not true which is back-stabbing them

by tUr0k December 27, 2008