spoff

Verb: to ejaculate.

You know that horny bitch with the pig tails in the Benny Benassi video? Well she makes me want to spoff my load.

by Dan Fox August 13, 2003

sponch

(verb) to engage in nerd-like behavior by spouting knowledge about totally irrelevant or uniteresting topics; to cement your lack of skills at social interaction by demonstrating your proviciciency in an obscure area of study.

(noun) one who engages in sponching behavior

Friend of Sponch: ew, you have snot on your sleeve!

Sponch: Did you know that snot is just a colloquial term for the nasal mucus that's created by the nasal mucosa, and serves to protect the respiratory tract?

Friend of Sponch: Could you please stop sponching in public?

by Ben Bookworm December 11, 2006

spoffy

Spoffy has no meaning it simply is what it needs to be when it needs to be it.

"Wow you spoffy bitch"

by The Spoffy one March 20, 2016

sponed

being owned by somebody using a spongebob squarepants quote,

Can also be spelled Spowned, this was insisted upon by a toolbox.

"hey man, they told me my big fat nose wouldn't fit in, and then all I heard was the word "sponed" being yelled inside, any idea what that might mean?"

by readbetweenthelines January 5, 2012

SPOF

Acronym for: Steaming Pile of Failure.

The code-base is a complete SPOF!

by Geeky Knight January 11, 2009

spoffer

A special offer. An amalgamation of the words special and offer.

Two beers for the price of one? What a spoffer!

by Beanie Barbeque June 15, 2006

Spondoolee

To take something from someone or swoop their spot in line in an unfriendly manner. Sometimes refers to the game spondoolee in which when someone seizes an object from someone else it then becomes said person's possession. E.g. If someone were to take the $20 bill you were holding out of your hand it would then be theres with no rebuttle. Such spondooleeage as the spondooleing of car keys or a cellular telephone can be bought back for a minimal fee of usually $20-$30.

J said to Leslie spondoolee as he seized his wallet in the line at McDonalds. J is now banking and Leslie will have to spondoolee someone else if he wants to get a McCheeseburger and show up that McAsshole J.

by Dillon Butvin May 5, 2007