spurgeon

A beer guzzlin, bacon frying, big dick swingin bad ass motherfucker. Someone you really want to have on your side when shit hits the fan. Someone you'd let nail your old lady just for the story. A man that makes Chuck Norris tremble just hearing his name. Someone that seeps testosterone out of every pore of his body. Spurgeon, the man of all men.

Look at that Spurgeon go! -Chuck Norris

by Hoss420 November 12, 2013

Spurge

A slang name for someone with ass burgers

Yoo see that tez guy he’s a right spurge

by Lokiify June 27, 2018

Spurge

When you have the sporadic urge to do something wild...

Man... I got the spurge to go bang that pretty lil' thing over there..

by theboymarch April 17, 2008

Splurgum

The mess that results from performing the Alabama Hot Pocket, usually including semen, shit, corn, vaginal juices, and sometimes, yeast (If the Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket was performed).

Sean gave his girl a Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket. Afterwards, they were both covered in filthy splurgum.

by shaggy_merkin June 6, 2013

Splarge

The amalgam of typos, errors, and syntactical cut ends collecting at the end of a composition or rough outline.

The splarge served as a manic record of softer ideas and errant keystrokes. For some reason he couldn't bring himself to delete the meaningless string.

by mario_bueller March 29, 2017

splorge

the act of vomiting, trying to hit a target, while sitting naked in a chair.
vomitnakedpuke

see also : www.splorge.com

by splorgedotcom October 23, 2003

Spluge

Ejaculation.

"Eww! You got spluge on on ass!"
"Deal with it bitch!"

by Bxdockte April 11, 2009