Shloffing

Another word for sleep. As used within an Italian family.

Where’s Angela it’s still early. Is she already shloffing?

by AngieNiko426 April 16, 2022

Splofing

To ejaculate on one's shoes without show owners knowledge

Jimmy was in her parents bedroom closet splofing while she was in the living room on the couch asleep

by EbolaChola January 8, 2023

Spliffing

Very good or excellent. (more modern way of saying spiffing)

that shirt looks spliffing!

by BrightBunny0174 May 6, 2024

sploiting

To betray your allies, To shoot down your own teammates.

"You guys are Sploiting, Im BLUE!"

"Blue? haha not anymore" >:)

by Highspeedlimo January 14, 2009

Shloffting

When someone masturbates into their socks before putting them on. made by pete and jake.

"Dude i just finnished shloffting, im tellin you my socks are stayin on so much better!"

by JanitorDrum777 March 3, 2010

scroffing

Performing unnecessary tasks more enjoyable than the tasks that one is supposed to be performing; screwing off.

Hey, Griff, quit scroffing and get back to work!
or
"What'cha up to?" "Scroffin'."

by mushoku November 6, 2013

sploodingle

while having anal sex, you get a fajita and intensely toe fuck it and when you're about to cum you spunk into the fajita, therefore adding you're own sour cream. An action often used by Mexican drug lords.

Juan sploodingled in my fajita yesterday. Really hit the spot!
10/10 would recommend

by Wilsonsabitch October 5, 2016