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The Splinter

A gross as hell episode where SpongeBob got a splinter
The Splinter belongs into the trash
by The Splinter March 23, 2021
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Sphincterlicious

When something that you think should taste like ass, ends up tasting pretty good. Or anything metaphorically equal. As in you thought that was going to suck... but it didn't!
"Well Joe I thought having sex with that chubby girl was going to be a bad time but it turned out to be sphincterlicious."
by Clark Graff December 27, 2008
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Sphincterbate

The act of penetrating ones sphincter with their own finger, in an attempt to achieve pleasure and reach climax.
'I like to sphincterbate on my couch while nobody's home.'
by JO3HO3 March 21, 2010
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Sphincter Spigot

A homemade enema (usually made from a combination of a crack pipe and large funnel) that makes the flowing waters of shit turns into an unsightly sea foam green, resembling the rivers of Ganges.
Man, I got so constipated from all that Heroin, I had to make a sphincter spigot in order to clean out the ol' pipes.

That sphincter spigot really helped me with my cleanse diet.
by PrincessGaylordFocker October 18, 2016
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Sphincter piercing

Man that fart was sphincter piercing!
by johnnyyk February 9, 2017
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Sphincterland

A place to which you shouldn't attach vacuum cleaners, as demonstrated by a kind gentleman with odd solutions to normal problems.
First person: I tried to vacuum my farts away, and in so doing discovered something amazing in Sphincterland!
Second person: You've got issues
by Arraka February 7, 2018
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Doctor Sphincter

A guy who tries to tap someones colon right after they've drank a famous beverage containing carbonated pruine juice.
by Dark Chocolate Fudge October 18, 2008
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