Fanny Splatter

A Fanny Fart with Freshly Ejaculated Sperm mixed with it.
Normally after getting it from behind and pulling up her knickers before she wipes.

After Doris was Skuttled bareback by the boss in his office - she blew a big Fanny Splatter and messed up her Thong.

by leesumm1 November 5, 2010

Scatter Splatter

The act of shitting ones self after a series of solid shits, then you accidentally release diarrhea out of your bunghole and it splatters in your underwear.

I had a Scatter Splatter Incident after a long night of partying.

by ZOMBIEOVERLORD May 11, 2014

yogurt splatter

Splatting Cum all over that dang pussy

I yogurt splattered all over that vagina last night

by Ma Nigga Sakeen Alib Talib June 10, 2014

ball splatter

The fluid expelled by an after sex queef as the penis is pulled out causing the fluids inside to be splattered on the man's balls.

Vigorous sex left him with "ball splatter." She giggled.......

by SkippysPad October 30, 2015

Clatter-splatter

The act of watching the Night King death scene whilst masturbating.

*watches last scene of season 8 episode 3 of Game of Thrones*
Guys I'm gonna need about 20 minutes alone to rewatch that and get in a quick clatter-splatter.

by SkwareChicken April 28, 2019

splatter batter

To describe a person who has a wet dream that ends in ejaculation.

I see you having those wet dreams huh, Mr. Splatter Batter.

2. Another name for shooting off sperm

by K.Moon April 22, 2018

splatter monkey

When you shit so hard you leave stains on the bottom of the toilet

I went to the bathroom after David and he left splatter monkeys everywhere.

by Ccastle April 3, 2017