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Poo Splatter

The act of having to much Taco Bell and Starbucks and suddenly getting a rush of severe diarrhea running down the hall with it exploding out of your butthole like brown fireworks. Causing everyone it hits to turn into zombie grandmas.
"OMG move, I am going to poo splatter everywhere!" -linda
by 1234eyesonme May 9, 2018
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Biden splatter

When your dog has diarrhea and it sounds exactly like Joe biden speaking
My dog has had biden splatter so long that people are lining up outside my house for a handout
by I need likes March 11, 2022
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splatter monkey

When you shit so hard you leave stains on the bottom of the toilet
I went to the bathroom after David and he left splatter monkeys everywhere.
by Ccastle April 3, 2017
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ball splatter

The fluid expelled by an after sex queef as the penis is pulled out causing the fluids inside to be splattered on the man's balls.
Vigorous sex left him with "ball splatter." She giggled.......
by SkippysPad October 30, 2015
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Steinberg splatter

The Steinberg Splatter
When, in an alley, tent or abandoned structure, a feral human’s colonic orifice relaxes releasing a spattering of used food, probably obtained from a dumpster, onto the sleeping body of another feral human.
Whoever steinberg splattered that dude must have found some chipotle in the dumpster cause that shit has some corn in it.
by Feral fecal photos August 30, 2023
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splatter snatch

1: An unsavory women who can easily be spotted by her tramp stamp, two-tone dye job, and smeared mascara at the club. Often wears mismatched animal print clothing

2: The main tool of the first definition. An overused, manhandled vagina that drapes around the edges of her panties.
Ex 1: I can't believe Brittany showed up so wasted. She tried to fuck every guy here. She's such a splatter Snatch.

Ex 2. I took Brittany home and when she got naked, I couldn't believe the dilapidated condition of her vagina. Total splatter Snatch
by Smashleigh0713 June 1, 2018
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yogurt splatter

Splatting Cum all over that dang pussy
I yogurt splattered all over that vagina last night
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