Spaff n back pabb

Where the act of spaff n pabbing is prohibited due to the lack of front pubes usually caused by excessive spaff n pabbing
The act of spaff n back pabbing is the use of bum pubes as a substitute for regular pubes

Yeah I spaff n back pabbed this slut so my wife wouldent notice the lack of front pubes

by The Jeddi May 10, 2010

Slaff

A kind of laugh that sounds more like hissing... "Ssss ssss ssss ssss" Comes from the term 'ssslaughing'.

I had to listen to that idiot slaffing the other day. It's very bloody annoying!

by I see Stupid People! August 2, 2011

Splack

A person who is Spanish and black

Marquis from Everett is splack because he has no dad

by Johnny farmig November 30, 2013

spaffment

A statement of much spaffage.

That is a horrendously Bitchylegendary spaffment.

by Rexington November 12, 2006

Splabbertwatty

a way to break the silence by saying an odd word with no real meaning apart from what you are using it for!

......................................................................................................................................Splabbertwatty.. How are you then? ETC

by hazza1001 March 9, 2009

spaff chaser

Someone who's intention is to spend as much time as possible with semen, whether it be by masturbating or sucking cock. Can be male or female.

Jenny: OMG, he TOTALLY gave me a facial last night.
Alex: Doesn't that happen to you all the time?
Jenny: I like jizz, okay?!
Alex: Spaff chaser.

by boomchickaboom23 February 21, 2010

Spafro

When you're getting a bj and about to cum, you pull out and spaff in her hair, before ruffling her hair to make an afro like hairstyle. Spaff + Afro= Spafro

Ben:'Hey did you see Eve's new hair style? Wayyy too much gel'
Colin:'Nah man I gave her the spafro, she a dirty bitch'

by J2DaShizzo September 8, 2014