The Desi spell 

When you meet a girl named Desi and you become completely infatuated with her, you can’t sleep, you can’t think about anything else except her and you fantasize about her butt all day.

The Desi spell is real.

The Desi spell by Ndizme July 21, 2023

Dry Spell 

One's life is in critical danger after certain amount of time of not having sex.

1. Adam's dry spell has caused him to put his life in jeopardy and isn't thinking with his right head.

2. Melissa's social life is in dry spell danger because she just drunkenly hooked up with that douche in front of everyone.

3. If you don't help me end this dry spell right now, I could die, and you'll be held responsible.

4. This dry spell has put my life is in peril because my head between my legs and going to self cumbust.

Dry Spell by Avtar Ji May 19, 2017

I put a spell on you 

The Sanderson sisters sang a song in "Hocus Pocus" called 'I Put a Spell on You'

I put a spell on you, and now you're mine!

I put a spell on you by zoejjj August 20, 2019

Kris can't spell 

A girl who does nothing but sit on her keyboard all night and spell words wrong.

Kris "You're a CHOADstoll!!"

Person "Erm dont you meant Chodestool?"

Kris "Oh."

Person "Kris can't spell!!!!"

Kris can't spell by Opbby October 11, 2011

Hop on Maiden and Spell

Slang for “Give me a footjob”

Man 1: Hey bro wanna Hop on Maiden and Spell
Man 2: Sure, let me take off my shoes first

Hop on Maiden and Spell by Girphquake February 25, 2021

Google Spell 

The exact combination of search terms that will "magically" return the web page you were looking for.

"How'd you find that? I was searching on similar, but different terms!"
"You got to have the right Google Spell to make the magic happen."

Google Spell by cojsl September 22, 2011

dry spell dear 

A person who is very interested in or supportive of you right up until the time they stop being single. Does not have to involve any implied sense of romantic interest, but often does. Analogous to fair weather friend.

That nice guy Mike who used to joke around with me has totally dropped off the radar since he started dating. Real dry spell dear.

dry spell dear by maximthemagnificent November 18, 2015