Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy

1). A neurological disability which ignorant people believe means the same thing as mentally retarded.
While it's true that people with severe cases of CP can have mental retardation, many people with milder cases of CP have average to above average intelligence. Additionally, because many people with mild hemiplegic (one sided) CP have visual/spatial processing and math and/or language learning disabilities, IQ tests are often very inaccurate measures of a child with Hemiplegic CP's intelligence as they typically measure bilateral thinking patterns. People with spastic CP often have one very strong and dominant hemisphere in the undamaged side of the brain, and one weaker brain hemisphere. This results in one side or limb (s) of the body being weaker and lacking in the ability to accomplish fine motor skills. If the right side of the brain is affected, then the left side of the body will be affected, and if the left side of the brain is affected, the right side of the body will be weaker.

Despite having this disability, people with mild Spastic Hemiplegic Cerebral Palsy often live normal, relatively independent lives. They can learn to drive (a bit slower than the average kid), get a good career, and be happy and successful people.

I used to be angry with God, and cry out to him why I was born with mild Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy; why I couldn't be like every other girl my age. Now, I realize that being "normal" often makes people more ignorant and thoughtless. They often take the little things in life for granted and may make fun of those who are different from the norm. Really though, it's those who aren't born perfect that have the most creativity, passion, and determination.

by AliceKettle November 9, 2014

Keyboard Spastic

A person who is failing at typing. They are regularly all over the place and it appears they are in fact having a seizure while typing.

Example one:
Herty man hosw ti going>?
(Hey man, hows it gowg?

Example two:
Person 1: Hey dude what were you on about last night, calling gen busty?
person 2: OH NO, i meant gen is busy!
1: Classic case of keyboard spastic right there.

by Timmy_222 June 21, 2009

Radd-Spastic

Adj. Awesome and hyper, normally the person you know that has ADHD and doesn't take their medicine.

Guy: " Dude Wes just broke his leg on purpose to be on Scarred."

Chick: " lmfao, i love Wes he's so radd-spastic!"

by Stephie-radd-spazem November 14, 2007

Dance-like-a-spastic Good

Used to describe when something is not only good, it's so good you dance like a spastic.

Person A: Hey man, you heard that Daft Punk song?

Person B: Yeah, Get Lucky? It's really good!

Person A: No, it's dance-like-a-spastic good!

by alcoholic_number_cruncher August 31, 2013

Fuckin Relax you Spastic Head!

This is what you say when a child is being toxic or is getting salty in video games such as: Fortnite: Battle Royale, Overwatch and League Of Legends. If you use this insult on a child, they will instantly shut the FUCK up and wont annoy you.

child: "MERCY HEAL ME REEEEEEEEEEEE"
me: "FUCKIN RELAX YOU SPASTIC HEAD!"
child: *dies*

by 69Bibba_Sibba69 August 3, 2018

boombastic spastic

when a mentally challenged person trys to dance at a club or wedding

look at that guy gettin crunk lol he looks like a proper boombastic spastic

by simotastic June 13, 2009

crack spastic

An insult used by police officers from one station in central London, to describe a person who is completely obnoxious, irritating, incompetent or just plain stupid to such a degree it's funny, can be a member of the public or a colleague, usually a senior officer. Its use is mainly limited to one police station, but is starting to spread

"did you hear that bloke I nicked, saying he was going to get me sacked 'cos his uncle's a barrister?"

"yeah, what an utter fuckin crack spastic!"

by lajopi 292 August 10, 2007