spankered

To be very drunk, softer version of wankered

I was totally spankered last night

by BrigidC February 10, 2008

Shattered

When the weight of the world collapses down upon you all at once, and you simply do not know how to lift it off.

John is really acting strange recently, he seems shattered about his view of life.

by Jaxx54 June 18, 2018

spadered

Having been gotten to by spader.

He spadered my cat, he spadered my dog, and then he came for my hot dog!

(Rhyme of the Spaded, by Comrade Mullady)

by Spader April 23, 2004

SKATERED

A cross between Skate and Scatter; to leave.

"After high school we all skatered to colleges at opposite ends of the earth."

by A. Starkey September 1, 2008

Shattered Hand

From the ancient greek "Shatteraehandi" literally translates as "a place where people go to care so little it hurts sometimes".

Person A: Did you hear what such-and-such did?
Person B (followed by several hundred others): This is Shattered Hand, who cares?
Person A: but...whine whine whine...
PErson B: This is my care face...see it care

by Tangee December 14, 2008

Shplastered

To be shit faced and plastered: also see the word Shmammered.

"We were Shmammered, Shplastered and straight up shit wrecked"

by Exile Gunner February 4, 2010

shystered

the act of being "bent over", by an unscrupulous individual,

in many cases the shyster will have a honed his shystering skills at law college or the entertainment industry, and may think that they are softening the blow by misleading the poor dupe right up to the last minute when need to know takes over.

SHYSTER can you do a job in leigh
DUPE yes its not far send me the postcode
SHYSTER its LS1 6DT
DUPES TOMTOM bend over! you have been SHYSTERED

by ascedorf June 23, 2011