sparkling mermaid

When a guy dumps his load on a girls face, then slaps her with a fish

My face hurt after he gave me a sparkling mermaid.

by Mike February 3, 2005

sparkle punk

Sparkle punk, or sparklepunk, is a derivative of modern emo revival music, a genre played by bands like Snowing, The World Is A Beautiful Place And I Am No Longer Afraid To Die, and Algernon Cadwallader, that fuses pop punk musicianship with the traditional sound of emo revival.

Popular sparklepunk bands include Mom Jeans, JANK, and Donovan Wolfington.

Hey, Bart, what's your favorite genre of music? Mine's sparkle punk.

by Garnet April 2, 2017

Sparkling Water

Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.

Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’

Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’

by Peasant01 June 10, 2018

sparkling water

1: soda without any flavor, the worst kind of water.

2: masochist water

"hey, did you hear that Jim's favorite drink is sparkling water? That son of a bitch must be crazy, or a masochist."

by BigHiggins69 October 11, 2020

Sparkle cake

A fat gay man

Person 1: Dude, look at that killer whale!
Person 2: Dude, that's no killer whale, that's a sparkle cake.

by ilovegaga January 6, 2012

Sparkle Bug

A sparkle bug is a plastic crawdad or crawfish with bejeweled eyes being sold on Etsy.

ooo look, there are sparkle bugs being sold on Etsy!

by Gomi Bitchard June 13, 2019

cajun sparkle

Cajun Sparkle is when a New Orleanian blows a load in the face of an individual and then proceeds to slap them in the face with a handful of glitter!

I was in New Orleans and I met this chick who wanted to blow a true Cajun, so I offered up my cock and after she blow me I proceeded to give gave her a Cajun Sparkle.

by Cougarpleaser2020 September 1, 2022