cali sober

someone who doesn't drink, but smokes weed

"Want a drag?"
"Sure, man."
"Wait, aren't you sober?"
"I'm Cali sober. No alcohol but all the weed I want."

by BruhMoment22 February 8, 2020

Dirty Solberg

The act of inappropriately touching fried chicken in various ways that don't look acceptable to the average chicken eater, and then taking the fried skin off and rubbing it all over your body.

Dude, i brought KFC home today, and my brother was doing a dirty solberg!

by ktg1007 May 14, 2011

Sober Sauce

1. A beverage that causes gravity to become normal and/or slows down the rotation of the earth. Eventually reduces the risk of a hangover the next day.

2. Water

1. (while urinating on a tree)
Alex: "ahhhhhhhh......."
Mike: "Golly Gee Willakers, you need some sober sauce"

2. Tim: "F** the jager, pass the sober sauce"

by Captain Morgan's First Mate February 14, 2006

sober surprise

The result of when one incorrectly views an unattractive member of the opposite sex as attractive while in an impaired state of judgement.

He's way too drunk to tell how ugly she is. If he takes her home he'll be in for a sober surprise tomorrow morning.

by pacfan834 December 26, 2007

Sobercoaster

A large mob of not-drunk people wandering around campus on Friday nights.

"Look at those losers riding the sobercoaster."

by lindseysaid September 6, 2011

soberday

when you finally have decided to retire from drinking and do a clense of the liver.

from saucerdayto soberdays

Georgena won’t be celebrating saucerday with us, she’ll be celebrating soberday instead.

by vramm May 24, 2018

Sober As A Duck

when a person is as sober as you would expect a duck to be

millie- "im as sober as a duck"
everyone else- "wtf who says that"

by DarKnd March 27, 2022