When a girl gets all juiced up and slides across something (like your face) leaving a trail of fluid in her wake.
Sarah knew Tom wouldn't just kick her right to the curb after sex if she gave him the 'ol snail slide.
by ginsu417 February 19, 2004
To kick someone out of a friendly gathering for being a mad clinger. Originally from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Charlie: Hyah!! Hyah!! Get out here snail!! Hyah!! Go snail, go!! Hyah!!
Mac: Oh my god, salt the snail!! Salt the snail!! Go!!
Mac: Oh my god, salt the snail!! Salt the snail!! Go!!
by nuck_chorris 777 January 14, 2015
Etymology: Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert
(n) conventional mail in which a letter or package is physically delivered by a postal service, esp. when the object mailed could have been sent electronically via email/e-mail and arrived at the destination instantly
(n) conventional mail in which a letter or package is physically delivered by a postal service, esp. when the object mailed could have been sent electronically via email/e-mail and arrived at the destination instantly
Paranoid about "hackers" spying on him, my boss insists on sending all correspondence via snail mail, which means I can't use my spam filter to ignore him.
by BeardedFatass January 09, 2004
The nylon lining inside a cheap bathing suit which holds soggy testicles, a shriveled snail dick, and a pound of sand, that no grown man should be wearing to the beach.
Hey Eric, check out the snail net in my new swim trunks I picked up from JC Penny. Look what I caught!
by Julius Plea$er June 03, 2016
A droopy boob or nipple that sags down
A sweaty boob that leaves a sweat stain under the boob area on a shirt
A snail with tits
A sweaty boob that leaves a sweat stain under the boob area on a shirt
A snail with tits
by snailtittylit July 22, 2018
Chris was in the shower as we were getting ready to go out to dinner and thought he needed to show me his squishy snail.
by Spidermonkey317 December 17, 2016
(Noun) Term used to describe an unlucky or unsuccessful individual. Can be used in a range of situations.
"Ryan failed his econ midterm, lost his intramural game while tearing his ACL, and struck out with Steph last night at the party."
"Wow, that dude's a pale snail."
"Wow, that dude's a pale snail."
by Nick Gillis October 05, 2011