A good pirate also sails on the red sea

If your girl's on her period, who cares, just fuck her.

Hey man, I want to fuck my girlfriend tonight but it's her period and it'll be a bloody mess.
- cmon dude, a good pirate also sails on the red sea.

by reggiemt April 20, 2017

Smailsed

To get nothing. To be denied.

Dude you got smailsed by that chick. You didn't even get her name.

From the movie "Caddyshack":

Spalding Smails: I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...
Judge Smails: You'll get nothing! And LIKE it!

by LTC3 April 19, 2008

Snail trapped your nail

When you make a typo, similar to " did the cat get your tongue?".

Hi Jamie, did the snail trapped your nail cos you're typing like a wussy!

by Pseudoephedrineforyournose November 20, 2019

snailboles moment

when you do something so epic it cannot be put into words

That was a snailboles moment.

by gamer42000000000000000 April 23, 2020

snailcurrency

Snails are the native currency in use on the Boiling Isles. It’s the best form of currency known to monster kind.

Person 1: oh do you have any money

Person 2: yeah I have some snails
Person 1: snails?
Person 2: yk the coins that are gold in color and have a spiral marking on one side, it’s the currency here at the boiling isles.

Person 1: ohhhhhhh right, Snailcurrency

by Buggy678 July 3, 2021

Snail Sniffer

Men names Marshall who get salty when they can’t find the snail.

Marshall is a “salty snail sniffer”

by The_og_giraffe November 9, 2021

Gym Snail

The sweat mark left on gym equipment by your ass when you get up

Dude did you see the gym snail that guy left on the shoulder press machine?

I have to put a towel under my ass, because I am scared I am going to leave a "gym snail" on the equipment!

by weezee6467 January 18, 2011