butt smurfer

A person who gives a rim job to someone with an exposed hemorrhoid !

After Steve gave sally that rim job, he is now a butt smurfer.

by EvilPanda_314 March 28, 2016

smorfed

the sensation a person gets when they not only get drunk, but also high as well

I guess i smoked too much weed and also drank too much last night because i woke up smorfed.

by Mclovin11 January 17, 2008

smurfette

A horny ass bitch who takes it up the shnozz by Shmoes.

@1Dude did you see that pornstar?
@2yeah man, she was a real smurfette. I'd do her up the shnozz.

@1 Wow, you are a shmoe.

by Falseeyelashes July 9, 2011

smurffed

to be in a state of immense intoxication due to the introduction of toxins to the body.

10 pints of wifebeater and I'm completly smurffed

by the one that got away November 4, 2003

Smurfadies

Little leeches that suck onto your skin and don't let go until every drop of blood is out of your body. If taken off early will cause disease.

Dad: Watch out for smurfadies son.
Son: DAD SMURFS DONT EXIST!!!
Dad: Not Smurfs, Smurfadies, little bloodsucking monsters that will give u AIDS

by CuteWords, TerrifyingMeanings! May 24, 2009

silver surfed that hoe

during sexual intercorse,When you are about to cum, pull out, jump back,and thrust forward with a sliding posture.

yo, i almost silver surfed that hoe last night.

by bodylicker2312 November 25, 2007

Smurfer

A term for a certain type of Australian woman living in London. They tend to be kind and friendly and have been known to produce smijins, a cloquial and endearing term for their offspring.

Often they stay overseas for extended periods of time but always hanker for returning to the land of their birth. Often they will take with them a life partner from overseas on their return. Noted for their beauty and brilliant personality the selected partner should feel greatly honoured and extremely fortunate that the smurfer chose them as The One.

That woman must be a smurfer she has such a wonderful personality.

I hope a smurfer selects me someday.

by The Lord of Southfields February 9, 2010