Definitions by Falseeyelashes

smurfette 

A horny ass bitch who takes it up the shnozz by Shmoes.

@1Dude did you see that pornstar?
@2yeah man, she was a real smurfette. I'd do her up the shnozz.

@1 Wow, you are a shmoe.

smurfette by Falseeyelashes July 9, 2011