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shmoes

cool shit, nice guy. also has a bigger penis then vokoun
I :heart: shmoes, because he's cooler then vokoun.
by some random cool person February 1, 2005
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Retarded Shoes

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.
I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him
by will bitten December 18, 2016
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Shoeshine-fu

This is an obscure and deadly martial art form from the American deep south. It is based upon a shoeshiner's motions in using a rag and switchblade.
The master demonstrated his deadly Shoeshine-fu techniques!
by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2020
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winos shoes

Winos shoes - slang term for Zig Zag Classic Mens Canvas Wino in Vintage Retro Fashion.

These shoes were so cheap that winos could afford them , they come in a variety of colors and even two-tone color scheme.

When Zig-Zag shoes first rolled out slip on and lace up canvas shoes, everyone from skate-boarding youth, homeless people, train hoppers and anyone in between started gravitating towards Zig Zags

Some people like to pair them

With Pendleton board shirts and

Either dickies ,blue Jeans or ben davis pants
For an old skool west coast look.

Tip , it helps to say Zig Zag Winos shoes so people don't think your talking about The most iconic rolling paper on earth, known for its slow burn and rolling ease.
Winos shoes, short for winos aka
Zig zags not to be confused with the

Rolling wraps are cheap affordable shoes that even alcoholics can afford.

ZIG ZAG believes that fashion should never follow a straight line. Since 1976, we have defied expectations and embraced the strange and varied following of our timelessly hip, affordable footwear.

Kick back with shoes that redefine casual and cool
by Blu_leef November 12, 2022
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deli shoes

Damn those fish tacos were deli shoes!
by Ass Cancer Necromancer April 7, 2023
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Sellin' Shoes

When a girl knowingly tries to have sex with a guy while on her period.
Rick, I was with a girl who was sellin' shoes this past weekend...
Yeah, how did that go?
I got some RedWings!!
by castman September 8, 2012
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Fucking Clown Shoes

Reaction:
To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.

Action:
Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.
This post is FUCKING CLOWN SHOES, although it would be funny to see the other half FUCKING CLOWN SHOES
by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019
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