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spanking whiteys

Enjoying a perfectly made White Russian before sharing some laughs, with friends. The Dude abides.
1: Hey dude, let's start spanking whiteys.
2: Fuck yeah! Then let's share a laugh!
by tcw4 November 26, 2014
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SPANKING THE TURTLE

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.
“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”
by Steven dickerson June 17, 2018
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slanging pipe

“Dylan why’d you get back so late?”
“I was slanging pipe with this total babe
by piperlikestopipe May 3, 2019
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Spanking the ghost

When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.
Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.
by GxRice April 10, 2023
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Front Spanking

When you have done something so awful being hit in the rear is not sufficient. Therefor escalating to being spanked in the front crotch region.
Dammit boy, you had better stop that before you get a front spanking!
by SidTheSquid October 8, 2011
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spanking

Spanking is the process of repeatedly applying percussive force to the bared arse of a woman. Sometimes the hand can be used, however it may be that the duration and intensity required by a particular occasion demands use of additional equipment such as: hairbrush (wooden, never plastic), paddle (leather, wooden or plastic, if plastic lexan is preferred), strap (leather or rubber, preferrably neoprene), wooden spoon (for kitchen related spankings) or plimsol slipper. Other implements such as cane, martinet (favored in France) etc. may be used however then it becomes a flogging, whipping etc. rather than spanking. Generally the occasion should be accompanied by ceremony such as corner time, requirements that certain clothing (i.e. school uniform, a particular pair of panties) be worn, counting during the spanking, requirements that certain positions be maintained, recording of the event in a book, viewing the results in a mirror etc. The intent of the ceremony is to further focus the spankee on the task at hand and how she is being treated. Sometimes restraint or gagging is indicated if positon cannot be maintained and noise levels are too high. As part of the ceremonial aspect 'extras' can be added if the requirements of the process are not followed properly.

Spankings generally fall into two categories, disciplinary and erotic. Disciplinary spankings are the result of untoward behavior such as smoking in public, backtalking, use of unladylike language, failure to prepare meals properly or on schedule, drunkeness, excessive or unapproved use of credit cards, traffic tickets, having female friends over to the house while sporting events are on TV, talking on the phone too long, flirting with other men at parties, wearing pants or pantyhose, failure to swallow, not keeping sufficient quantities of cold beer of the correct type in the refrigerator, gaining weight and other generally unacceptable female behavior patterns.

Erotic spankings generally occur as the result a desire on the part of the man to warm up the woman as part of foreplay. These are generally administered over the knee on a less formal basis. Typically these are administered with the hand or smaller implement - use of a strap or large paddle is awkward in the over-the-knee position. Birthday spankings should fall into the erotic category.
You dented the fender on my sports car!! Go upstairs, get the razor strop and prepare yourself for a first rate spanking young lady!! You will not be sitting down for at least a week!

What is this $200 credit card charge! Apparently one spanking is not sufficient to impress upon you the need to stay on budget. You are going to get a spanking with my paddle every night for the next week!
by feaner January 20, 2007
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slinking

the art of sauntering (without grace however) stealthly yet still in a creepy manner, usually accompanied with a hood up and slitted eyes.
Slinking is generally followed by an intentional physical encounter with the opposite sex passed off as a mere accidental brush up.
One who slinks is often referred to as a "B-ton".
B-ton was totally slinking around the Caf today.
by keliseeee November 22, 2007
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