Simpette

Simpette - A woman who raises an undeserving man up onto a pedestal and worships him

Holly - OMG Harriet is such a Simpette!
Jackie - Yeah, I know, did you see the way she was talking about Harry? Such a Simpette.

by MudderFukcer June 4, 2020

simpetus

the reason for simping

Guy 1: Yeah, my simpetus was Belle Delphine; how about you?
Guy 2: Why are you in my bed?

by bricks3958 June 23, 2020

Simpleton

A person who lacks common sense and who is foolish and gullible.

Person 1: Ur mom geyyyyyy
Person 2: STFU simpleton
Person 1: What is a simpleton?
Person 2: You
*Person 1 storms off angrily*

by fakename06 October 8, 2018

Simpleton of Wellington

A foolish person

Adam Cordy is the Simpleton of Wellington

by The imple December 17, 2019

Simpeleon

Simp in disguise. His rhetoric seems to support men at the first sight but advances female biological imperative upon examination.

– Men need to take responsibility and adopt Red Pill mindset.
– Shut up, simpeleon.

by sodamn May 26, 2020

Simpstina

A weirdo named Kristina who likes more boys than she has braincells. She most likely has an odd since of humor and is mad no boys like her. She isn't satisfied with her personality and constantly changes it to fit in.

Yo! Look at Kristina flirting with those 4 boys and helping them with home work! They should call her Simpstina

by Skirrrrttttt October 10, 2020

Simp4txt

Simp4txt, a TikTok account with the following of 9164 is known to be simping over TXT every second, every minute, and every hour.

Someone .1: "Have you ever heard of Simp4txt?"
Someone .2: "No, never heard of them which is good."

by Huijunon December 25, 2020