shizerschnitzel

a sexual act in which the man shits on the womans chest and proceeds to rub his cock in his own feces.

"Come lick off my shizerschnitzel."

by humdrum May 18, 2006

shizeisah

shiz-ice-ah

1. Used to describe a quick and clever comeback; the equivalent of "burn."
2. The onomatopoeia for the firing of a bow and arrow.

Guy 1: Suck my dick.
Guy 2: And leave your mom with sloppy seconds? No way.
Guy 3: Shizeisah!

by AllHailJaysin December 28, 2008

shwite

Another definition of swite ( a cross between shite and sweat)

Just an alternate spelling. Shwite being more shitey and swite being majority sweaty

I can smell shwite off them gunks. I was sweatin my ass off and i know i followed thru with one of them last farts. What a horrid mixture

by drew23ski October 17, 2009

Shwine

Coming from the German futball/soccer player Bastian Schweinsteiger, 'shwine' is the code name for smoking marijuana, or another way of saying you are smoking marijuana.

Yooo guy, let's shwine?" "We shwined all night, I was so high." "All that Cavi kid does is shwine.

by aammww September 25, 2011

shwide

A vagina that is shallower than wide. Like a chode, but for women.

She is such a shwide.

by Roaringriz June 16, 2011

Shwizzle

Another way of saying word; An affirmative response to a surprising or pleasing statement. Interchangeable with "shword." Word!>Shword!>Shwizzle!

"Yo, we out to that house party in five!"
"Shwizzle!"

by fetaisdelicious October 13, 2011

Shwine hole

A new way to say the hole of the penis or vagina (meaning the hole of the head and the female vagina)

1. The hole of the head is now called, "Shwine hole".

2. My girlfriend licked my "shwine hole" pretty good.

3. My "shwine hole" hurt when I when i pee.

by KatNip420 May 8, 2014