To get incoherently drunk, often for a celebration or after a big event of some sort. This way of drinking usually ends up with a blackout.
- "Hey mate, what are your plans after the final exam ?"
- "Oh, I'm getting shitmixed like there's no tomorrow."
- "Oh, I'm getting shitmixed like there's no tomorrow."
by Canadian party man February 27, 2017
Get the Shitmixed mug.Similar to a Fitbit around your wrist, this device goes around your waist. Every time you defecate, it will sense that you are about to excrete fecal matter and will start going to work. With its advanced detection system, this device will calculate the amount of snickers dropped in the punch bowl, total squeezes of the sphincter, and will even detect the development of hemorrhoids during the painful process of squeezing out your piping hot logs. At the end of the week, the device will send you a report of how many dumps you have taken each day. It will also recommend lifestyle changes if you are dropping the kids off at the pool too frequently throughout the week. This device is available for a price of $69.99.
Tyrant: Yo dude, my shits have been crazy lately. The tater tots I ate yesterday legit blew through me like a laxative. I bought a Shitbit to help me track how many times I shit per day and the number is astounding. On average, i shit about 4 to 5 times a day.
Big Easy: Bro you might want to see a doctor about that. It seems kinda unhealthy.
Tyrant: Nah dude, doctors are overrated. That’s why I bought a Shitbit. It recommends specific lifestyle changes and even gives you words of encouragement like Siri does sometimes.
Big Easy: Siri and I had sex once.
Big Easy: Bro you might want to see a doctor about that. It seems kinda unhealthy.
Tyrant: Nah dude, doctors are overrated. That’s why I bought a Shitbit. It recommends specific lifestyle changes and even gives you words of encouragement like Siri does sometimes.
Big Easy: Siri and I had sex once.
by Stoney69 March 6, 2019
Get the Shitbit mug.A fictional - but not unrealistic bathroom aid. When passing an abnormally large shit there should be a gum shield type device on a wall bracket or rope next to you - bite down when that mud child is making life unbearable. Can also be useful day after Halloween when half chewed nuts come out pointy like fucking glass shards.
“Man I dropped a Shamu deuce last night that would have wet the first 6 rows at seaworld. Had to bear down hard on my shitbit”
by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 14, 2019
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Thomas: WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY TO ME YOU SHITBITCHCUNTFUCK
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Thomas: WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY TO ME YOU SHITBITCHCUNTFUCK
by professional retard February 10, 2020
Get the shitbitchcuntfuck mug.Crap car usually of poor quality and value with a dodgy number plate to match.
Driven by blokes that think they are better than everyone else, normally called Sam
Driven by blokes that think they are better than everyone else, normally called Sam
by Mr Sun Rise September 23, 2021
Get the Shitbox mug.When you fuck a girl in the ass, pull out, while she is still gaping shove a live lobster in her asshole and proceed to fuck her till you cum. Next retrieve the lobster, boil, and serve with a side of butter.(Warning:The Rhode Island Shitbox may cause slight pain).
I met this girl from Boston at the bar last night, she had me give her a Rhode Island Shitbox. It was a little weird, but the lobster was delicious.
by Notre Damn July 20, 2016
Get the rhode island shitbox mug.n. An undesirable renter, who flies in, shits all over everything, and flies out, leaving the owner and neighbors to clean up their mess.
Those shitbirds have trashed the rental property next door. I hope they move out soon and take their POS trucks and mangy dogs with them.
by superlazy_ February 12, 2010
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