shitbib 

those white toilet seat shaped pieces of paper found in public restrooms that act as a barrier to separate your ass from whatever crud lies on the seat.

"Goddamn dude, I'm so glad i got the last shitbib after that filthy fuck spattered all over the seat with his ass sangrrhea".

shitbib by hans jobe January 11, 2009

shitlib 

Person with no core beliefs or values, other than supporting institutional power. Prefers slogans & optics to actual policy.

"My rich neighbor just put a Ukraine flag in front of their house. What a shitlib!"

shitlib by jkd_dude April 20, 2023

shitlib 

Portmanteau comprising the words “shit” and “lib.” Used in leftist political discourse as a perjorative, mocking the spinelessness, stupidly, hypocrisy, and willful ignorance of American liberals.

“Vote blue no matter who! You’re probably a russian bot trying to get Trump re-elected.”

“Nope, I’m just not a shitlib like you. Hit the phones.”

shitlib by Unapologetic Socialist September 8, 2020

shitlib 

Shitlibs are self-serving rich elite politicians who are subscribers of neoliberal economics and governance. The support more deregulation for big business and corporations, but more regulation and inceased taxes for smaller businesses and workers. They support outsourcing, illegal immigrant labor, lower wages, more free trade and privatization (when it benefits them). They often lie about their support of egalitarian and socially liberal ideas but never really enact them. They are often side with tech and media corporations and receive donations from them regularly. They also support more war and interventionism abroad.

Most in the Democratic Party of the United States are full of self-serving shitlibs.

shitlib by DPSTTMPST August 15, 2021

Shibibical 

1) Shitty on a biblical level

2) Crazy Bible shit

1) Man you burning that guy alive was shibibical.

2) I hope tonight doesn't get shibibical and i end up turning water into wine.

Shibibical by BigC-RR June 16, 2009

shitbird

A completely useless individual who is unaware of his/her own complete uselessness.

Tell that shitbird I'm out of the office. Until the 12th...of never.

shitbird by Marechal March 11, 2003

ShitBit 

A digital wristband device worn to track shit frequency, volume and fiber content.

The ShitBit has a slightly uncomfortable intra-anal sensor implanted but after awhile, it’s virtually imperceptible!

ShitBit by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019