shitbib
those white toilet seat shaped pieces of paper found in public restrooms that act as a barrier to separate your ass from whatever crud lies on the seat.
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shitbib • shitbitch • shitbaby • shitbits • Shitlib • Shitgibbon • Shitbin • Shibibical • Shibibiles • shibibles
shitlib
Portmanteau comprising the words “shit” and “lib.” Used in leftist political discourse as a perjorative, mocking the spinelessness, stupidly, hypocrisy, and willful ignorance of American liberals.
“Vote blue no matter who! You’re probably a russian bot trying to get Trump re-elected.”
“Nope, I’m just not a shitlib like you. Hit the phones.”
“Nope, I’m just not a shitlib like you. Hit the phones.”
shitlib by Unapologetic Socialist September 8, 2020
shitlib
Shitlibs are self-serving rich elite politicians who are subscribers of neoliberal economics and governance. The support more deregulation for big business and corporations, but more regulation and inceased taxes for smaller businesses and workers. They support outsourcing, illegal immigrant labor, lower wages, more free trade and privatization (when it benefits them). They often lie about their support of egalitarian and socially liberal ideas but never really enact them. They are often side with tech and media corporations and receive donations from them regularly. They also support more war and interventionism abroad.
Shibibical
1) Man you burning that guy alive was shibibical.
2) I hope tonight doesn't get shibibical and i end up turning water into wine.
2) I hope tonight doesn't get shibibical and i end up turning water into wine.
Shibibical by BigC-RR June 16, 2009
shitbird
ShitBit
The ShitBit has a slightly uncomfortable intra-anal sensor implanted but after awhile, it’s virtually imperceptible!
ShitBit by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019
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