Shift Happens

When a string of exclamation marks turns into 1s on instant messengers.

Person 1: Hey man wht up?
Person 2: DUUUUDE LAST NIGHT WAS SIIICK!!!!1
Person 1: mate...whts with the 1?!
Person 2: sorry...shift happens!!!!1!

by Milky655 April 28, 2010

Shiitake Mushrooms

These mushrooms save you from swearing.

Pronounced Shih-talk-eee mush-rooms

Mom: Oops just dropped your phone and broke it.
Guy: SHIT
Mom: *stares*

Guy: TAKE MUSHROOMS
Mom: What?
Guy: I said shiitake mushrooms. I was buying some on my phone...

by FlatPlanet3500 July 28, 2020

Shiatus

a period of time spent sitting on the toilet texting, after you've finished your dump.

Go away! I'm enjoying my shiatus

by Flash!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh December 1, 2010

shift whore

A fellow co-worker of your's that is willing to cover anyone shift when asked. Be it for the extra hours or that they don't have lives.

Barbara: Hey Raymond, Could you work my Saturday 3:00pm to 11 shift? I've got a hair appointment...

Raymond: Hell no bitch! I'm not your shift whore.

by DatColetrain March 13, 2011

Sheithead

1. A person who continuously acts like a whore
2. A person who speaks a "Sheithead" language that is simply english muttered to the point that it cannot be understood
3. A very annoying person who wont shut the fuck up
4. A male who also has a cunt
A male with a walk-in asshole big enough to hold a mexican family reunion

Alex is such a Sheithead!!!!!!!

by Alex likes men June 18, 2011

Dick Shift

The act of giving a handjob to the person in the passenger seat while driving a car. Thus creating the act of dick shifting.

Joey: Aw dude Tina gave me the perfect dick shift last week. She didn't even crash the car!

Maxx: Lucky, I've only gotten to second base with my girl!

by whocouldibethatisgivingthedef June 24, 2011

Stick shift Confession

The act of admitting to lewd acts performed within the confines of a vehicle.

Kim and John had sexual intercourse in Johns' car, this is their stick shift confession.

by TUNEMOD3 April 16, 2014