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shelley stewart

girl who has banged at least 5 guys
by Anonymous June 14, 2003
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shelley dog

when a girl's gag reflex causes her to vomit (often thru the nose) while attemting to "deep throat" a guy during a blowjob; occurs when the chic either (a) underestimates the size of the dick she's sucking; or (b) overestimates her oral prowess.

blowjob, deep throat
Things were going great with that hottie last night, until she gave me a shelley dog in the car. What a mess, but i finished anyway!!
by here4you September 11, 2005
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shelley yue

"shelley yue" noun: 1) please see 'narutard' 2) your best-friend

"shelley yue'ish" adjective: 1) the nicest person in the world in context to ones self, 2) a person with a wonderful personality

"shelley yue/shelley yue'd" verb: 1) the act of being the nicest person in the world in context of another, 2) the act of being someone with a wonderful personality
(noun) "You're my one shelley-yue in the whole word."

(adjective) 1)"Wow, you're so shelley yue'ish to have gotten me all these flowers!" 2) "I've downloaded all these naruto episodes, i'm such the shelley yue."

(verb) "I'm going to pull a shelley yue, and cure cancer!"
by steve cheung March 11, 2005
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Shelley's boyfriend

a cool guy who has no need, and is too sexy for his sleeves
whoa check out Shelley's boyfriend, what happened to his sleeves?
by The Elusive Janteeee September 11, 2003
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turtle shells

a drug that can seriously mess you up. some say it comes from the eggs shells of turtles from madagacar so that's why it's so hard to get, but others claim it's made by heating up a very rare certain type of fungus, one that when it is heated, takes a form similar to that of the shell of a turtle. taking one turtle shell can greatly increase dopamine uptake in the brain and send the user on an unbelievable trip. there are no known addictive properties, however there can be damaging long-term effects to the brain and CNS.
Man, I did turtle shells last week, and it was the most insane trip I have ever been on...I was absolutely shell-shocked.
by shibton3982 August 12, 2006
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Shells

African currensy used during the late 1800s and early 1900s
Spare some shells my family hungry.
by Shells So True November 17, 2011
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dirty shelley

When a narcissistic clown thinks his old school manipulations and gaslighting works to keep you in check but instead your girl got her FWBs on speed dial and dials 'em up like she's spinning a bonus round on Wheel of Fortune... She's pulling a dirty Shelley.
"Damn girl... That dude ain't even know he got dirty Shelley-ed by his bitch all last week!"
by Hot footed Zoe June 8, 2020
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