shelf stacker

Homosexual reference to a 'veteran shelf stacker', implying they're a bit of a slut.

"omg, Mitch have you see Louie today? he's looking fine"
"gurl stay away from him, he's a total shelf stacker"

shelf stacker by Linda85 September 15, 2021

Shelf life

Refers to the time duration in which a pair breasts are free from the undesirable effects of time. Sagging, stretching, veining, and etc.

A set of DD's will have a lower shelf life than a nice firm set of C's.

Shelf life by Langerangatang June 17, 2010

Shelf Fat 

Having so much fat that you can you it as a dinner tray.

Your stomach sticks out so far you can sit a dinner plate on it is Shelf Fat

Shelf Fat by Smebie May 6, 2010

Shelf that 

To put something away in the back of your mind or forget about something.

Person 1: Yo I'm so mad I failed my test

Person 2: Shelf that bro!

Shelf that by YouUnculturedSwine January 8, 2017

shelf cat 

1. A piece of pussy you keep on the shelf meaning you always know where to get it and you can get it when ever you want.

2. A homie who is boring and does nothing except "sit on the shelf," and collect dust. see couch potato

"so what are you gonna do today?"
"i think ill hang out with Christy"
"Who is Christy"
"Just a cute "shelf cat" I call whenever I need her"
"...happy freakin"

shelf cat by MoGameDenYou December 14, 2010

shelf queen 

Someone who buys video games with no intention of playing them and only uses them as decorations and for hopes that they will one day be worth lots of money.

These fucking shelf queens are causing retro games to go up in value.

shelf queen by ghostthecuck May 13, 2016

shelf esteem

When you compensate with colourful and vibrant shelving systems when living in a rented house or apartment where the occupier is not allowed to paint or hang things up.

When I moved in here I needed something not in magnolia, so to boost my shelf esteem I bought those wild shelves.

shelf esteem by jonnimac November 21, 2010