You draw a line on your hand with sharpie. Make it back and forth twice. Then you scratch the sharpie line off until it comes off.
by jessiixxbabii19 June 30, 2009

When you shid and wipe but the brown just keeps coming. No matter how much you wipe your ass, the toilet paper still has shid on it
by DankCheddar76 October 1, 2022

A reference to a popular anecdote/inside joke in the homestuck fandom, where a cosplayer took a bath in sharpie ink and alcohol to dye their skin grey.
Vriska cosplayer: ‘How are we going to get our skin grey?’
Terezi cosplayer: ‘What about a sharpie bath?’
Laughter ensues.
Terezi cosplayer: ‘What about a sharpie bath?’
Laughter ensues.
by backinthedark May 10, 2023

by Ae5Ea8 October 27, 2016

by Toastie-toastie February 11, 2019

When after taking a shit and wiping, it seems like you're sitting on a brown Sharpie because that toilet paper doesn't get any whiter.
I wait so much I thought I was going to run off toilet paper it was like I was sitting on a "BROWN SHARPIE!"
by Extremejutsu March 31, 2023

To go to comically inept and frequently fraudulent lengths to support a claim (to the point of altering the actual stats/maps/data with a sharpie and presenting it "real")
by NormDePlume September 5, 2019
