dirty senorita

When a woman sticks her finger into her vagina and wipes it under the nose of an unsuspecting guy

Last night that guy gave me a dirty sanchez so I followed it up with a dirty senorita

by deeznuts2475 February 19, 2008

Security by Banality

A computer system made secure by obviously containing nothing of interest. Never a protection against pranksters, in the age of Zombie Spammers, this concept is mostly obsolete.

I protected Mom's computer by installing Windows 98 on it and putting up a thick firewall of bundt cake recipes. True Security by Banality.

by Al Benedict April 9, 2008

Security Theater

A description for extra, inconvenient, and invasive measures that are supposed to add protection but in reality only offer the illusion of extra protection while providing no real added safety.

I was gate raped by a sleeper cell of the TSA when I went through the security theater at the airport.

by liberty_lover November 22, 2010

Security through apathy

Reliance on nobody caring enough about your account or system to bother trying to hack into it.

"Dude, shouldn't you use a more secure password than 'qwerty' for your Tumblr account?"
"Nah, who would want to bother trying to hack into it? There's no credit card information or anything like that stored in it."
"Security through apathy. I like it!"

by Tochterlieber August 7, 2014

security blanket

Something put on or given to a victim after a traumatizing event.

Firemen wrapped the child in a security blanket after rescuing them from the burning house.
I always calm down when I am cuddled up with my security blanket.
Lola has a security blanket to help with her anxiety.

by sayrxn August 20, 2018

Senarius

a guy capable of doin anything. Has powers that can destroy infinite universes. Is the almighty. no one has ever questioned him. he is the guy we all want to be. is the hottest guy, and is immortal. no one can beat him.

senarius will punish you for being a bad kid

by kool boe 999999 November 27, 2021

senarius

A god who went down to earth to bless all of humanity. He has powers beyond imagination- can control anyone or anything he pleases, can reset the timeline and infinite other powers. He could be hiding anywhere in this world itself.

Known to be handsome and attractive af.

dont act like a senarius

by da_kid_who_handsome December 2, 2021