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Hey, Senator Ted Cruz

If raping women and children is bad why are you covering up the Epstein files? To protect the women who were raped from... Getting justice? Why are the US army member raping the female soldiers all the time and then having it covered up? If heard plenty of stories doing that? You ever think maybe you should spend less time pre-criming people who haven't raped anyone yet and ALSO LESS TIME covering up the rapes that actually occur?
Hym "Hey, Senator Ted Cruz... God said in leviticus that is you rape a woman you have to take her as a wife... I know polygamy is haram but if I rape 2 what am I supposed to do with the second one? How long do you expect vapid statements about the morality of rape and child murder to placate the masses and detract from the fact that you're letting the Jews commit a genocide, but, only the Jews and how do you feel about the fact that I (Hymon Iamon) haven't done or said anything that God hasn't done or said and is basically super Hitler? Is it dope? I'm God-Like! Both God-Like and Christ-Like! I'm like I'm like Super Omega God-Jesus Supreme!"
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
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Dem Senators Killed

2 senators were just killed. They shared my parents names which is spOoOoOoOoky.
Hym "Dem Senators Killed. I wonder if it was one of them weaponized schizophrenia backfiring incidents you here so much about. Who can tell. It's crazy that they shared names with my parents. The Nazi Saluting Tim Walz came out can gave a speech decrying political violence but political violence doesn't affect me. The weaponized schizophrenia and the pressure building in my skull and having to work through that becuase the politicians are allowing the tech retards to use my work without paying affects me. Therefore, make the Democrats admit that Tim Walz did a Nazi Salute. Make them admit everything."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
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Tim DeKay as Senator Pastore

From FBI agent in White Collar to Senator Pastore, Tim's changing his suit but not his game.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's Tim DeKay doing in Oppenheimer?

Person 2:It’s Tim DeKay as Senator Pastore. He’s playing Senator Pastore, same game new suit bro!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
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The Senate

Windu: the senate will decide your fate
Palpatine: I am the senate
Windu: Not. Yet
Palpatine: it’s treason, then *AAAAAAAUGH*
by PonianYoutube September 27, 2021
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Senator Flood

A person who is so fashionable but secretly ripped
He is a Senator Flood
by Citadel99 June 6, 2018
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Senator

Originated from the popularity of a male celebrity. Usually an Adeola. He's so respected and rich and also a ladies' magnet. He's a party starter and also a dust raiser. He has money to spend and he gets angry easily at the slightest bullshit. A Senator will eventually become a Senator. Embrace anyone called a Senator. They are going places.
Shembe: Senator came briefly at mama's place.
Onimama: that means you must have all enjoyed yourselves. Wish I was here then.
by Realice June 24, 2022
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Senator Craig's

Yo them dudes are such Senator Craig's
by Senator Craig 2 August 18, 2019
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