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Scritting

Spending endless time on the bowl scrolling through social media while shitting. More scroll than shit.
"Has Bill gotten back from the bathroom?"
"No, man he's been scritting for like 20 minutes"
by BOIYF December 17, 2019
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scrattle

Noun; a person who is acting ridiculously and being ignorant about it.
Kelly was a scrattle when she refused to admit her boyfriend was lame.
by Kait A. January 10, 2007
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Scratty Ash

When you ring up the dirtiest girl you know, and have sex with her in the early hours of the morning, and then wake up to the smell of her on your fingers
by Natalie Hamilton January 21, 2009
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Scruttle

1. a combination of scuttling and scrambling; can be executed on two legs, or hands and feet.

2. the way you walk when you really have to pee
1. As soon as the light turned, she scruttled across the street.

2. He had to scruttle to make it to the bathroom in time.
by LolliLonely February 1, 2010
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scratter

A rude word for a girl and/or boy, AKA scratt such as bitch+asshole+bastard= scratter/scratt
Lizzy is being such a SCRATTER all the time just because im friends with her arch enemy. i hate that bitch
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i hate mr. soloman he gives way too much homework. what an asshole. what a bastard. what a SCRATT
by cupcakequeen44 November 2, 2011
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scrotterboatard

1. Someone willing to get down on their knee's and motorboat the bosses testicles making an absolute meal of it causing trauma.
2. A man who is seriously lacking in skill when it comes to scrotterboating his Superior work colleagues.

3. Someone who has not perfected the art of brown nosing or scrotterboating someone to seek one's benefit.

4. Someone who has not successfully made the transition from motorboating to testicular scrotterboating.

5. A man who can't relieve or impress his superior with his scrotterboating skills.

6. A serious fucktard or fucking retard.

7. A Man unfortunately missing fine tuned scrotterboating from his resume.

8. Someone willing to get carpet burn on their knee's to get ahead.
1. Project Manager: " Man I can't even sit down on my chair I just had Martin and Darryl in here scotterboating me. Feels like my nuts have been through a cheese grater!"

General Manager: "Yeah they are both Scrotterboatard's!"

Project Manager: "Well I'm off to to get some elective surgery, though you can hardly call it elective look what they have done to my crotch. Looks like a dog has been chewing it"

General Manager: "Well I'm floating on a cloud. Next time allow Bridge. He is a master Scrotterboater!"

2. Man1: "Bro did you get that job?"

Man2: "No it did not go well. They said I need to work a lot harder on my scrotterboating!"

Man1: "So your a scrotterboatard?"

Man2: "Bro just don't like the idea of a mans nuts in my mouth or anything else from the south"

Man1: "Ha ha bro job ain't worth it hey"

Man2: "No way bro I'll just stick to working hard"
by mooroobool November 16, 2013
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scrottling

The act of throttling another person with ones a scrotum.

"He was doing my head in that much, I gave him a good scrottling to shut the little twat up"
This guy was doing my head in so I ended up scrottling him to shut the little twat up
by Moxford Dicktionaire June 14, 2015
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