Shmoilet

An entitled child that tends to behave like the world revolves around themselves.

"My brother is being a shmoilet and will not stop asking for v bucks"

by Tori Anthony July 29, 2025

Schmoinker

A different way to say your meat, you know what it is, you know how it be

Tell shawty to hop off my schmoinker

by Yesssir21673 August 12, 2025

Doc Schmolligan's Effect

A social phenomena involving a man and a group of female room mates. The Doc Schmolligans Effect takes place when the Doc is involved with one of the females, and when that female fails to make a move, moves on to the next available option. Though rarely seen, this Effect adequately explains nearly every instance of violence between female roommates not caused by a lack of showering, house cleaning, or obsession with lolcats posters within the house.

Man, her roommate is so much hawter. Time for Doc Schmolligan's Effect to wreck this house!

by Baby D Nasty May 13, 2008

mike schmool

This phrase can be used to describe anything and everything.

You missed a mike schmool over there

by Karoline Das Boot January 21, 2011

A schmillion

Mock Yiddish for a billion.

My uncle kevelled about the GameStop scam: "The hedge funders lost a schmillion!" he said.

by The Biggest Jeanius January 31, 2021

cool schmool hole

trans or intersexual person who moves between genders in order to hide their identity from others.

This Cool Schmool Hole tried to convince me to send them money.

by furfeelings February 24, 2024