Schmingle

Schmingle is used to call a person short and fat.

Hey Jake come here you Schmingle!

by anonymous October 1, 2025

to schmingle

To schmooze while mingling, when dealing with an important crowd of people. For example at an art show...

I am sorry, but there is an important buyer over there, I have to schmingle a bit to draw his attention.

by Mr. Qwack the duck February 20, 2011

butt schwangler

A guy who goes around teaching women to love anal sex by opening them up to the possibility of enjoying getting a dick in their ass.

"Gustav is a real Butt Schwangler, he showed Barbara who thought she'd never be an anal lover how to take his 8-in cock up her ass with ease. Now she begs him for it."

by ButtSchwangler December 12, 2023

Dingle Schmingle

You first shove a funnel in your dick hole, and start filling it with water. And freeze. Shake off the funnel and watch your dingle schmingus go flying

Yo I just gave my self a dingle schmingle,

U want one?

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024

Schmagegged

Messed up beyond saving that which has been messed up.

Obtrusively destroyed.

"Dammit, Ang! You've Schmagegged the entire project!"

"Oh, that's it Rich, this situation is officially schmagegged."

by General Stuart June 2, 2009

Schmageld

mixed up/mass confusion

My mind was all schmageld during the incident

by mio0o June 21, 2011