Schlangry

The combination of the words “schlong” and “angry”. It is defined as being angry when you haven’t been given what you feel is an acceptable amount of schlong from your man. This in turn makes you angry, until the proper amount of schlong has been received.

I appreciate that my wife loves to have so much sex with me. However, if she feels I haven’t given her all the sex she expects, she gets very schlangry and irritable. The only solution is to give her the schlong, as soon as possible.

by LickitySplits July 18, 2019

schlanti

ranboo. he’s a schanti

guy 1: hey did u know ranboo was a schlanti

guy 2: yea.

by coochie itch 420 April 28, 2021

Schlumpin Schlinger

Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.

Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger

by Snipedog22 May 30, 2015

Schlinger

Having a penis while being a Ginger. Also can be reffered to as a "firecrotch" but this is more specifically the actual penis other than the "surrownding scenery" it's size can range from very small to a bit above average.

AJ(Ginger): Hey ladies...would you like to see my schlong?

Lady: *laughs* A Schlong? *laughs more* you only have a schlinger

by Krizzle32 August 17, 2010

Schlang

basically anything you want it to mean, most commonly:

a. the act of getting laid

b. to totally own something

c. you sexy bitch

a. you totally got shlanged last night
b. wow you shlang at guitar hero
c. you schlang.

by sexy savvy November 9, 2009

schlingazi

Italian slang for the male organ (schlong, wookie, the short arm, colon straightener, butt dart, yougart rifle etc.)

Yo!! Last night I gave that drunk bee-youch the schlingazi!!

by Grifters September 22, 2005

schliant

A BIG BIG penis,MUST be bigger than a schlong.

(hot guy passes by)

Girl 1:"I think he has a schlong."

Girl 2:"Nah he has a schliant fo' sho."

by DrinkingLeadsToPuking July 13, 2006