Sanduskyed

A term used to explain the act of being royally screwed over by someone or something in which you have no real control, contact, or complete knowledge of prior to being screwed. Word can replace the word fucked. Coined after a former Penn State defensive coach who destroyed the reputations of an institution and people associated with him.

Example 1
Person 1: I heard you traded for X player in fantasy football with Carl for Y player.

Person 2: Yeah I did, I'm gonna rule this bitch!

Person 1: You idiot, you just got Sanduskyed! X player is gonna be placed on injury reserve today.

Example 2
Person 1: I just got rear ended by another car withouth car insurance.

Person 2: Ouch, Sounds like you just got Sanduskyed!

Example 3
Person 1: You wanna go camping this weekend?

Person 2: NOOO, it's going to rain you idiot. Sounds like the weather just Sanduskyed your ass!

by SD Sancho November 10, 2011

sandollar nipples

extremly large nipples which cover almost the entire boob, that seems to resemble a sandollar.

Woah that chick has sandollar nipples!

by jaqi January 27, 2006

Sandu

Used to refer to a member of the fairer sex who's got absolutely breathtaking looks and the sweetest heart albeit being a little nutty.

Dude, I think Jessica Alba is almost a Sandu!

by Hcas March 2, 2011

Sandlotted

The act of uttering what is considered to be the untimate insult to a guy, "you play ball like a girl!"

As quoted in the movie The Sandlot:
"Phillips: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!

Ham Porter: You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!

entire group stands in shocked silence

Phillips: What did you say?

Ham Porter: You heard me.

Phillips: Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath"

You have been Sandlotted!

by TangerineGrl13 July 27, 2009

Sandusky Slap

Rhythmic, wet clapping noise made by repeated pounding of the loins against the naked buttocks of another while in the shower.

I walked by the locker room and heard the distinct sound of a Sandusky Slap coming from the shower stalls.

by JayCeePee November 10, 2014

Sandusky Stupid

Multipurpose word for when anyone from the state of Ohio does anything incorrectly or just downright stupid. Usually followed by the perpetrator of this heinous act exclaiming, "Y'all let me be".

Tourist: They loved me at Mekelburgs !

Random person : They only tolerated you until you got all Sandusky Stupid on us and took off your shoes:
Tourist: Inlost my shoes soon afterwards.
Random person: Did you ever think to tie your shoes to your feet?
Tourist: Y'all let me be!

Tourist: I can't wait for College football! You know that Ohio State has the largest football stadium in the United States?
Random person : What about Michigan or Penn State Marv?
Tourist: That's ok... The Cleveland Indians are the best team in the MLB,
Random person: What about the Astros, Dodgers, Rockies, Nationals & Red Sox?
Tourist: I don't really follow baseball
Random person: You just brought Sandusky Stupid down to another level.
Tourist: Y'all let me be!

by Peloncito August 12, 2017

winter sandals

cardboard boxes worn on your feet in the wilderness, especially during wintertime, as a makeshift shoe/last resort.

brooklyn: oh man, my toes are so cold.

nicole: can’t relate, thanks to my trusty winter sandals.

by book69 May 25, 2018