Sandman

When you cum on a sleeping persons eyelids, so when they wake up the semin has crusted over.

Last night she fell asleep during sexy so I gave her a sandman and left.

by Hemphoodlum April 23, 2018

Sandmanning

The act of throwing a cup water on an unsuspecting victim with hopes that it will dissolve them.

Candys lied awake in her gammy's bed that night hopping to see if the Sandman existed. When a figure walked past, she totally sandmanned it thinking she was catching the Sandman himself. Turns out, she ended up sandmanning her own grandmother.

by The Moneymaker December 26, 2011

The Mr. Sandman

When you're about to cum on a girl's face, but insted you throw sand in her eyes.

"She was talking about us being a thing so hit her with "The Mr. Sandman".

by mynameisjustice October 30, 2023

sandman hump

When yo bitch is passed the Fuck out and u wanna do the dirty, so u u just Fuck her anyway!

The next morning she wake up and say "Damn... it hurts so bad I feel like the sandman fucked me in my sleep!"

Yo man I totally sandman hump my girl every night.... worst part is...that dumb bitch really think it the sandman! Hahaha!

by YO! it's...ja-half-0 =) June 22, 2016