Noun: A sub-species of the hominid family indigenous to Central Texas. Spawning grounds are in South-Central Texas. Proud of Latino heritage and an avid fan of the Longhorns and a player of card games.
WARNING: The wily Samaro can be very unpredictable. Things known to agitate the feral Samaro include: Oil stains on his driveway, a lesser Wayno mis-dealing cards, and especially a common fuckhead throwing a football at his classic restored pickup truck.
WARNING: The wily Samaro can be very unpredictable. Things known to agitate the feral Samaro include: Oil stains on his driveway, a lesser Wayno mis-dealing cards, and especially a common fuckhead throwing a football at his classic restored pickup truck.
Norling: "Dammit that's the third Earl Campbell I've dropped in the blue bucket."
Bushman: "That's kewl, just put it in a tortilla and give it to Samaro."
Bushman: "That's kewl, just put it in a tortilla and give it to Samaro."
by Truant January 13, 2004
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Person answers phone "hello this is the Samaritans how can we help?"
Desperate person answers "Hello, my world is falling apart"
Then proceeds to spill their "guts" to a complete stranger about how fucked up their life is....
Feels a bit better afterwards and can see things in a different light.
Desperate person answers "Hello, my world is falling apart"
Then proceeds to spill their "guts" to a complete stranger about how fucked up their life is....
Feels a bit better afterwards and can see things in a different light.
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Mother Teresa was a Samar.
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Samariah is funny.
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Get the Samariah mug.Samari is the most beautiful girl at Byron. She isn’t as popular but she makes any popular girl jealous and any boy like her. Although she’s only a freshmen, she’ll make any upperclassmen interested in her. Hell, I’m a sophomore and I’m totally obsessed with her (not in a weird way). In conclusion, she is the best girl you will ever meet and by far is the most gorgeous person I’ve met. She’ll make any small encounter the best encounter. She’s shy at first but I’m sure once you get to know her and she gets to know you better, she’ll show her true colors.
D: “hey, you know that freshman, Samari?”
G: “yeah, I actually talked to her walking to my last period, her personality is almost as beautiful as her looks.”
G: “yeah, I actually talked to her walking to my last period, her personality is almost as beautiful as her looks.”
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