swizzle fist

When someone, usually a repair person or utility worker, is causing seemingly intentional delay of a plan or schedule. Similar to being "jerked around" or "led on". More common usages: swizzle fisted, swizzle fisting

The swizzle fisting repair guy hasn't shown up yet but it was supposed to be done yesterday!

by amomsoiknow November 26, 2017

super swizzle

A dude with a dick so veiny it looks like a swizzle stick.

Have you heard about Joey? I heard he has a super swizzle.

by The real shadynasty June 7, 2022

That really swizzles my diggle!

Used in a positive way to say that something has really made your day.

Doctor: "Yo, bro, you don't have cancer anymore!"
Bro: "Whoa! That really swizzles my diggle!!!"

by TheBudde January 17, 2017

Swizzle Stick

A stick used for mixing, stirring, or blending.

I shoved my Swizzle Stick in her ass, and mixed that shit up!

by dirtyd45678 July 2, 2016

Rum Swizzle

An alcoholic beverage originating in Bermuda at the Swizzle Inn. (their slogan "swizzle inn; stagger out")

Made with:
1 shot of dark rum
equal parts orange juice & pineapple juice
triple sec for color
few drops bitters

We got SO loaded on Rum Swizzles!
Don't take that swizzle into the pool!

by FlyingMonkeyMistress July 27, 2009

Swizzle sticks

The little hairs that can get nasty around a male dogs pee whole.

Quit licking your swizzle sticks Bob! (insert your dog name)

by Nvs1990 April 11, 2022

M. Swizzle Cheese

An Absolute cheesey man, craft god, baking master. If this person was a color they would be Lime Green.

-Cash or credit?
-M. Swizzle Cheese please get that magnet out of your butt
-No.

by BreadBowlTime January 30, 2021