by jack January 29, 2003
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The act of sneakingly inserting a cotton bud into your partners anus, then pulling it out and shoving it in their face.
This act was discovered deep within the caves of the Noble hill.
This act was discovered deep within the caves of the Noble hill.
by BrownKandy August 18, 2011
Slang for nasopharyngeal swabs used to test people for COVID 19. So named because the Nurse or Doctor (usually Nurse) doing the test inserts a long handled swab into the subject's nose and into one of their sinus cavities. The sinuses produce snot, and COVID 19 lives in the sinuses.
As a healthcare worker, I have to go for COVID 19 testing every 2 weeks at work. It doesn't hurt that much if the Nurse doing the test uses a gentle touch (it's no more painful than having chlorinated pool water enter your nostrils). At my last COVID test, I joked with my Nurse friend inserting the swab, "Time for a snot swab"
by chrisssy226 November 20, 2020
An insult. Referring to an annoying person or "asshole". Usually a person who frequently takes place in acts of incest.
by Whiffles November 15, 2016
1) A term referring to a self-importantjackass.
2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.
2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.
Buddy: Who is the fuckhead screwing with my stereo?!?
Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.
Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.
Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.
Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.
Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.
Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.
Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.
Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.
by Fretboards of Fire June 26, 2010
by John Burroughs September 23, 2018