sour cream bitch

Any person that displays completely unacceptable behavior

Guy 1: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!
Guy 2: You're being a sour cream bitch.

by Samuel L. Nigger May 17, 2010

sour apple splatter

Shit stuck to the back of the toilet, under the seat. While taking a dump, perferably with explosive diarrhea, lean forward and push hard so it sprays all over the back of the toilet bowl. It usually sticks even after flushing, requiring the toilet owner to scrub it off.

Keith was pissed off when saw the sour apple splatter Curtis left in his toilet.

by Tack January 24, 2006

Sour Cat

Before eating out a girl, the man places a Warhead candy in her vagina making it very sour.

The only way I could eat her out was to pull a Sour Cat.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Sour Mouth

A person that cannot carry on a conversation with the use of one or more curse words in every scentence.

Sara was known for her intellect. But she was also known for her Sour Mouth.

by Eaton Holgoode April 16, 2015

sour pipe

When you have sex with a girl as hard and fast as you can until busting and then going to sleep, leaving the girl completely unsatisfied.

"I gave that ugly girl the sour pipe and now she won't talk to me."

by Carl B. January 15, 2006

sour eyes

when your eyes begin to sting from being tired

i've got such sour eyes this morning, i only got an hour of sleep
or
i must be tired, i just got a case of the sour eyes

by mikesutt March 29, 2009

Sour Jane

Some really good bud

Guy: "Hey man What's in that joint?"
Friend: "Oh its the sour jane i just picked up, im so high!"
Guy: "Oh"

by tom cabler October 1, 2010