i seent it

alternative version for the past tense of "i saw it"

you used to not give a fuck about discretion. i seent you pull someboys jaw bone off. i seent it.

by PoliSci February 24, 2015

johnny segment

One who does not finish stories told.

Who are you dishing out stories in chunks? , Johnny Segment!

by Stephen Lee (Mighty Boosh Quote) April 27, 2006

semenade

A normal glass of Lemonade with a little touch of manliness

My son opened his first Semenade stand this weekend, the grow up so fast!

by asdfgh1234567 April 21, 2014

Semen Monster

After you cum, the uncleaned semen group together to form a chunky piece of shit -the Semen Monster. The leftover semen can come from a variety of places: laptops, bathrooms, tissue paper, vaginas, even your belly button. As the Semen Monsters multiply, they scheme to take over all vaginas, and pollute our offspring with semen DNA. Nasty stuff!

Timothy: Hey, just finished jacking it.
Lancelot: Ooh, better clean your junk, the coagulated semen might group together and burst out of your cock and turn into a Semen Monster.
Timothy: Just like in Alien?
Lancelot: Just like in Alien.

by thighmaster69 November 10, 2018

semen stains

stains that are obviously fucking semen.

I wish that I could say i had semen stains on my bra from Lil Wayne.

by coocooo June 10, 2008

end-of-semester snowball phenomenon

The tendency for hw, projects, tests, etc. to occur with disproportionate frequency in the final weeks of a semester.

You thought high school was tough, wait 'til you experience the end-of-semester snowball phenomenon in college.

by 4eggSAMple April 15, 2009

poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat

mishearing of lyrics in the song SAD! by XXXTentacion

guy 1: "why does this song say poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat?"
guy 2: "it doesn't say that! you are just mishearing it"

by 0oiejr3ikg October 3, 2020