sansbury

A sansbury is a person that can get any girl he wants at anytime

Hey sansbury wanna date?

by Some expert on names April 20, 2018

Sainsbury's manoeuvre

When someone says they know a shortcut but it actually ends up being a longer route. Unnecessary and silly.

Anand: "Wait, I know a shortcut...take this left here...quick turn right again! Oh you were too slow, now we have to wait"

Cab driver: "What? You wanted me to take a left to miss to miss that traffic light and go through another traffic light?? What a silly man, what a stupid Sainsbury's manoeuvre!"

by Sam says September 29, 2018

Sainsburys Bag

A person (Mostly a woman) whos make up is so bad or not blended well that their face is the sain colour as a sainsuburys bag.

Im not trying to meet Ava today she is some next level sainsburys bag.

by Idk1738 September 25, 2023

Saulsbury

(adj): incredibly successful; haven taken the world by the flanks and galloped into the sunset; motivated by frozen dairy products. *No association whatsoever with the steak or the university in Maryland*

Martha: Hey, you wanna go eat some Saulsbury steak?
Davey: No, 'cause then we'd be cannibals feeding off the flesh of a human carcass.
Martha: Oh.
Davey: Let's go get ice cream instead!
Martha: Three!!!!

by BriarRose January 14, 2009

Sainsbury's

A sweaty penis.

That's a big ol' Sainsbury's.

by Logar3535 June 12, 2018

Salisbary

Wanna be biscuit players. Talkin smack before the big game but blow it 6-2...not like they were actually going to win anyways. Then they say no one can beat them in the playoffs....here's some advice....get a legitimate goalie then we can maybe talk about having a team that can make it to the championships. Until then 52 - 3 bitches

"graf1527:Pollastrone is unreal and the biega brothers and i mean the whole team is an allstar team. No other team will beat them in the finals. whos a gonna kick AVONS ass.... salisbury."
Avon-6 salisbury-2(regular season)
Cushing-4 salisbury-2 (semi finals)
Avon-3 Cushing-0 (finals)

by back2back April 24, 2005

sainsbury's

sainsbury's (also known as J Sainsbury)is a supermarket in the UK and it's pretty soi disant - that means it's stuck up. fat-tongued essex boy Jamie Oliver currently fronts up the ads for this dismal store. I bet he hates himself for that, although he can have all the pukka food he likes because he gets a shit load of wonga for saying things like 'try something different'. try waitrose instead.

I noticed a grammatical error at sainsbury's today - it should be '10 items or fewer', not 'less'.

by henapen September 8, 2008