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Windy City Rollers

The Flat Track Roller Derby League in Chicago. Created by Juanna Rumbel (skater since 2005 with 3-time Championship Team, The Fury) and Sister Sledgehammer (of the Double Crossers), the Windy City Rollers, or WCR, has been the premier flat track roller derby league in Chicago since its inception. In 2008, they went all the way to the finals of the WFTDA (Women's Flat Track Derby Association) national tournament. In November, 2010, they host the WFTDA national tournament in Chicago at the UIC Stadium.
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by Kola Loka June 14, 2010
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Redneck Roller Coaster

an extended chair attached to the hood of a vehicle, the driver then proceeds to apply the gas and breaks at different intervals resulting in mass amounts of fun.
seea prime example of this at www.ebaumsworld.com
by Dr. Von Popenstein November 7, 2004
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rollers

Cops who chase Jake and Elwood.
Shit. What? Rollers. No. Yeah. Shit.

I bet those rollers got S.C.M.O.D.S
by Jeff Glick January 15, 2004
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Roller coaster

By pure definition, a roller coaster is anything that may seem rebellious or appear dangerous when in fact, it's perfectly safe for family fun as long as you're over the height for 48 inches. Using this definition, it can be determined that Linkin Park is the typical example of a roller coaster.

Society's definition of the roller coaster is that it is a form of mass-transit system for small- and medium-sized cities. In principle, it is similar to a bus or monorail, in that passengers pay a small fee to board and be transported elsewhere. With roller coasters, however, passengers are also sent through double-backwards corkscrews, 85-degree death drops, underground tunnel plunges, and triple-twistback loop-the-loops, often at speeds of over 100 miles an hour and with G-forces approaching space shuttle launch (or crash) levels. Many cities are reconsidering the installation of coasters, due to the number of heart attacks, pregnant woman injuries, and scalding-hot-coffee-spill disfigurations, but they're just pussing out.

Roller coasters are also located in theme parks like Disneyland, Six Flags over Somewhere Really Flat and Boring, Fantazyland, Disneyland 2, Duff Gardens, Vekomaland, and Grue Park. The majority of them are made out of steel, and given names like "Smegma" or "Mind Eraser" or "Deathmachine" or "That thing over there". People love to ride them, for the simple reason that prostitution was made illegal. They tend to generate long lines and vomit.
"The Mind Eraser is my favorite roller coaster"

~ Paul Ruben on a roller coaster
by kodiac1 July 8, 2006
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Aaron Rodgers

The Green Bay Packers lead Quarter Back. In his first season of actual play, the Packers had a 6-10 W-L record. Come his second season, he turned it around and came off with an 11-5 record, although would go on to lose to the Arizona Cardinals in the first playoff game. Then in his third season, after numerous injuries and a concussion, he was able to get a 10-6 record which landed them a 6th seed position in the playoffs. After beating the top three teams in the NFC playoffs, he and the Packers would go on to play in Super Bowl XLV. And after a few more injuries and keeping the lead the entire game, Rodgers and the Packers would go on to win the Super Bowl 31-26, beating the Pittsburgh Steelers. After the game, Aaron Rodgers was named the MVP of the Super Bowl, and then he celebrated with the rest of his team knowing they finally brought the Vince Lombardi Trophy back home.
Man, Aaron Rodgers had a pretty shaky first season of heading the Green Bay Packers for QB, but come the next few he was able to turn the team around and win them a Super Bowl title.
by The Mighty Quinn 3000 March 30, 2011
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cleveland steam roller

when a guy takes a shit on a girls chest and then he rubs the shit around her chest with his ass
Man, I gave that girl a cleveland steam roller last night. You should see the shit all over her chest.
by italionstalion430 August 31, 2008
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Roller's Rights

Used when deciding who starts a joint. To have Roller's rights implies that you have the right to start the joint because you rolled it.
JR: "Hey who is starting this?"
Thomas: "I have Roller's Rights bitches!"
by Alicia McRae December 31, 2007
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