routing

to vegetate while watching tv. implied that your brains are on a direct route to the tv, and that nothing else is going on.

adam: what are your plans tonight?
shaniquah: i plan to sit on my ass, routing watching lost.
adam: that sounds positively intellectual.
shaniquah: it's the season finale!
adam: *eyeroll*

by darjeelingdarling April 13, 2009

roasting pit

Merely a humble room were one can partake in ones most taboo sexual fantasies and practices such as flaming dragons and dirty sanchez without fear of reprocusion.

One cannot attend unless a formal invitation is extended through the medium of dance.

Kat declined Lord Kopickington and Mayor Matty's offer to enter and participate in a session in the roasting pit.

However, after some nose wiggling from Lord Kopickington she let out a small wimper and dragged them both in.

by Scouse, Matty and Lord Kopickington January 29, 2006

Roasting Marshmallows

A sexual act where a female is fucked anally near or on top of a campfire. Best to be done on a farm or near one.

Colin and Morgan were roasting marshmallows at the farm last night

by ShadyBrookFarm March 18, 2019

Roasting like a dog

Felling excessively warm, as in a dog left in a car on a hot day.

Stuart: "It's quite warm in here isn't it, old boy?"
Lee: "You don't have to tell me that, I'm roasting like a dog!"

by Super Lexington October 7, 2004

Roasting the pig

When a fat lady is set on a giant spinning wheel surrounded by naked men. Then the wheel is spun in any direction and when it stops the person it stops in front of gets head or penetration. They then cum and say "roasted the pig". The rotation keeps going till she is full.

FUCK BOOKS. WE SHOULD BE ROASTING THE PIG

I love it when i get roasted.

by Grass man123 October 25, 2009

Truffle Roasting

When one excretes up the anus of another

Joe tuffle roasted Jose last night at James'. Allo watched and Truffle roasted himself! Truffle Roasting is cool.

by TWF15 May 12, 2006

rabunting

A word used by chavs to mean seen or sick

Yo blud that tune is rabunting

by Poomplex October 18, 2007