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Fapper's Remorse

The feeling of remorse and/or self-pity one feels after downloading or watching porn.
While George was fapping, he was in a downloading frenzy, grabbing every video that looked appealing in some way. He was feeling good about it. After fapping, he looked at all his downloads and thought, "Fuck, I'm a perv," and canceled all of them. George had fapper's remorse.
by hento March 10, 2009
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fatty remorse

The sunken and uneasy feeling in the pit of your stomach immediately after ejaculating in an obese woman.
Tom was heavily drinking with a fat woman at a bar. She took him home and within minutes of being naked he felt fatty remorse.
by "2 inch" tommy September 23, 2008
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Remontada

Barca perform the greatest remontada of all time, after a 6-1 victory!
by Cristiano Jr. July 7, 2020
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universal remonster

The invention of German-type aliens, it is a beast composed of a half dozen universal remote controls. The combination of alien technology, german engineering, and so many universal remotes gives it the power to control absolutly anything and everything, even from across the room. The only way to vanquish this creature is to let its batteries run out.
The universal remonster was brought to this earth by means of the Far Gate.
by .....? November 20, 2003
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West Virginia Remote Control

This happens when having anal sex doggy style with a girl on the living room floor, close to the TV you both are watching. You tell her you want to watch the ball game. When she says "get the remote", you grab it, stick it in her snatch and make her change the channel by hand.
Johns girl loves to watch Will and Grace and have anal sex and the same time.This night John wanted to watch the ball game, when she smarted off. She got the West Virginia Remote Control.
by Jeff Dailey August 13, 2007
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juggalos remorse

Regretting ever having been a juggalo; a juggalo hangover.
Person 1: Where's your facepaint?
Person 2: I don't wear that stuff anymore, I have juggalos remorse
by chuckolas November 1, 2009
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Wanker's remorse

The slight feeling of guilt a man feels immediately after masturbation, brought about by a possible sense of shame, regret, hollowness inside about the absence of a girlfriend, or all of the above. This come-down is normally felt by a man who realises that his onanistic practices are merely filling the void in his life that should be occupied by a girlfriend and this feeling is nature's way of telling him that evenings alone in front of the TV sat flicking between late-night Bongo channels is not the answer.
I was bored again last night so I choked the chicken, which was ineveitably followed by Wanker's Remorse
by Patrick Antonis August 22, 2006
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