Remote interpersonal research (RIR)

To excessively stalk people on the internet without them knowing you exist

Me: I did some remote interpersonal research (RIR) and found the Facebook, Instagram, his mom's Instagram of that cute medical student I saw on campus.
You: How? You don't even know his name.
Me: I scrolled through hundreds of Facebook profiles to find him.

by RIR17 October 19, 2017

remote dictionary

The opposite to the Urban Dictionary.

Remote dictionary
"You should not be defining this on the Urban dictionary!"

by essenceofexistence May 15, 2018

Remoteoke

The act of singing loud and proud into a tv remote with no shame

We don’t have a microphone, let’s just do remoteoke

by Milessica July 28, 2018

Remotial

An Absolute gangster, with extreme talent and the ability to destroy the known universe upon the swipe of thy finger.

Yo Remotial, that was pretty insane, you took down 35 guys with a single ninja kick.

by Remotial December 26, 2018

remote year

A stupid group of mostly American entitled douchbags (they call themselves digital nomads) who travel around the world for 1 year to post basic Instagram pics and hook up with naive local girls. The reason for this is they are all sad losers who can’t get anybody at home. They do nothing to improve their society at home and bring their trash entitled attitude to the local countries, thinking everybody has to serve and respect them. Usually have white god complex and think they are hot shit. Most have a laptop job in IT or design and work 2 hours everyday at cafe, ordering overpriced coffee and avocado toasts. Occasionally go on Tinder dates and ask to split the bill.

Rick: Hey is that a new Remote Year guy?
Morty: Yeah sick basic loser who overpays to travel cos he’s too lonely all the time

by notafoool December 24, 2019

remote-ability

Level to which a job or task can be performed off-site or at home.

The leadership team was discussing the remote-ability of all positions in the office and reached the conclusion that only half could be performed from home.

by Yet man May 12, 2020

remote farming

A term popularized in 2020 by an East Coast software developer to describe conducting business transactions illegal in one jurisdiction remotely from a location that is legal for such an activity.

Remote farming

Growing weed is illegal in Georgia. You need an autonomous software agent to remote farm the plants from a legal state, and still claim your product as locally sourced in Georgia.

Online gambling is illegal in America. Remote farm your website from Costa Rica.

by EastCoastDev October 30, 2020